Your Breath Could Move Mountains

Your breath could move mountains
The Himalayas used to be in France
Are you pregnant my sweet young filly
Or is that a watermelon in your pants

I've seen better legs on an orangutang
Nothing personal don't take offence
Turn your head sideways for a moment
Wow! Your nose is quite immense

Now about that patch of hair on your face
Was that from some childhood disease
Your shoes must have to be specially made
Bet you can walk on the Sea of Galilee

Your eyes are like deep cesspools
Your lips remind me of a rubber dinghy
But aside from all these strange features
You're better looking than my friend Jimmy
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De Beaulieu Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 10:35 AM
Hello Happy Jack, Haha-Ha ha-Haha! Hahaha-Ha ha.Love Darlene.
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January 10, 2021 at 10:56 AM
Hello happy Jack, nope! love Darlene xxxx-ooo
Ellison Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 1:01 PM
Hope you didn't wet your bloomers!!!!!!
Ellison Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 12:41 PM
Happy to hear it made yo cackle!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Cunningham Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 8:04 AM
Did these chat up lines actually work?
Ellison Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 12:40 PM
Absolutely... had to put up a barricade around my house!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 7:31 AM
Giggles Galore! ~x
Ellison Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 12:38 PM
Fun eh!!! Had fun writing this one! Much love dear Maureen! What? Formal eh! LOL Lovesies HJ XOX
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