Orangutan Poems - Poems about Orangutan

orangutan thief

an orangutan sits in my oak tree
his nest is made of my sweatshirts three
he cuts the cheese; it blows into my nose
I know he plans to steal the rest of my clothes

Orangutan Dermatologist

Assorted shades are walking down the street and it is not fashion week, the mongrels are walking around the town selling bake goods and delicate cookies to the people they meet, then they  put a brochure in the people’s  pockets and tell them  that they look slick. I have seen these faces

Orangutan

Wild Man
lives in jungle
hairy

I Put Orangutan Into a Poem I Need An Award

My afghan man with arms like an orangutan
who likes to kiss me while we stand

He says
He loves to look into your eyes as he kisses you

She says
You are my muse
You silly goose
And I love you mightily 
and tell you nightly

He is asleep now, so i will improvise his response
He says
Oh Susie Q you are the

Orangutan If That Is How You Spell It

Acting like the man around an orangutan 
beaten up so badly they wheel you in a pram 
remember yesterday both your broken legs could stand 
Acting like the man whose day hasn’t gone to plan!

Maximillian the Sumatran Orangutan

Maximillian was the largest Sumatran orangutan we ever met.
He was gentle unless you were an enemy, then he would stomp and fret.
His three hundred pounds made an impressive sight in the jungle wild.
He often threw a baby fit reminiscent of a two or three-year-old child.

He lived to be thirty-seven, which is a record for orangutans

Lucky Orangutan Mama

Orangutan mama had more babies than most.
She had twins, a premonition given to her in the form of a ghost.
Why two? She asked, concerned it would not be fair.
But the soothsaying spirit disappeared into air.

Orangutan mama loved her twins now of course.
She was fortunate to have two, but one ate like a horse.
She knew he

Orangutan Tango

orangutan tango; emotions are high
she is gloriously compliant, sensual, sexy
He has never felt this debonair or wild
They flow onto each other
He flicks his wrist, she twirls away
Flow back together as one
Orangutan tango
their eye contact is smolderingly sexy
Wow!

The Orangutan and I

We were told he was a go-getter
His aunt had bragged on him
He was a cutie, those brown eyes
He had arms to die for
They could have wrapped a mummy
We had believed the rumors
Anyway, I had, sad he would show us up
In fact, he was a bit of a sloth,
Lazy and unmotivated
Thus, we became fast friends

We Both Love Rain Showers

Orangutan and hound from the bowers
Show love for each other with gentle hug
We can cuddle up for amazing hours
We friends both feeling a little bit smug

Show love for each other with gentle hug
Our keen friendship is our super power
We friends both feeling a little bit smug
We both love kibbles and light rain shower

Our keen friendship

Let's Do the Orangutan Dance

Let’s do the orangutan dance, she suggested.
Several of them took off, wiggling and jiggling.
Sounds great! I agreed, trying to get in the middle of them.
They kept squeezing me out though.

“Come here,” said the instructor. “I will show you again.”
The director of the movie yelled “Take 94, get rid of that one!”
Rude I know, but this

Orangutan and the Chimpanzee

An Orangutan said to the Chimpanzee,
“I’m bored and tired, hanging in this tree.”
Going to pack my bag and move to the States,
Live with Gus Gorilla, and hang out with his mates.

The Chimpanzee thought hey, that’s a good idea,
I know a Spider Monkey who lives in South Korea.
Owns a posh apartment, he keeps as a timeshare
Sent

Orangutan and Terrible

Orangutan and Terrible

Is an orangutan and Trump the Terrible;
Horrible hair and appearance are unbearable;
Some say it looks like an Irish Setter,
And could his behavior ever be better.

On Hillary we had placed entire bet
Now do have Trump with much regret
Not only is he an idiot in the making
Also by God he has been forsaken.

If Trump did

An Orangutan Who Wants To Be Crowned

The Republicans gave us a monkey
That drove the economy to the ground
Now they are offering an orangutan
Who wants to be crowned

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