Funny On Track Poems
These Funny On Track poems are examples of On Track poems about Funny. These are the best examples of On Track Funny poems written by international poets.
THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
to...
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Categories:
on track, analogy, celebrity, character, cute,
Chug Moo Quack- See That Train Speed On the TrackThe train chugged along the track
The ducks all said quack quack quack
The cows said Moo
And birds flew
Over the fastest train in the world
The ducks...
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Categories:
on track, 1st grade, bird, children,
The Soda TrackDiet Pepsi is my addicting vice,
I have one at 6 a.m. and don’t think twice.
I used to have 6-8 per day,
Now I...
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Categories:
on track, funny,
At the TrackAt the Track
At the starting line
Engines revving vroom, vroom, vroom
Burning rubber - GO
Flags are waving zoom, zoom, zoom
Better stop now for new tires...
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Categories:
on track, car, funny, humorous, race,
What My Track Coach Told Me To DoMy track coach was the man who saved my life.
I had experienced momentary struggle and strife.
I was feeling faint and my face was turning blue.
This...
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on track, funny
To the Track To Bet On a HorseI just went to the track to bet on a horse,
I lost all my money, of course, of course!
Then my wife yelled, "Divorce!" " Divorce!"
They...
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Categories:
on track, adventure, funny
Cheating Behind One's Back(Can Get You Tied Up On the Track)#This is only a fictional limerink#
Connie "went" behind my advancing Back
She went out with the girls and a little midnight snack
I found a...
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on track, funny, old, old, ,
Track of My TearsYou were always a good friend to me
and boy, you had always been so funny.
You told jokes that often drove me to laughter,
we shared so...
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Categories:
on track, love, passion, friend, life,