Cheating Behind One's Back(Can Get You Tied Up On the Track)

#This is only a fictional limerink# Connie "went" behind my advancing Back She went out with the girls and a little midnight snack I found a gentleman's address,barely tucked away My only surmise is that it was time for her to play Newlyweds for just a little over a year A tight sexy bod with a cute little rear Always the maid but never the bride When the rumour became true, she found another boy to confide Our daily e-mail is filled with the likes of Brad A young Chippendale who's been driving her mad Biceps and those hardbody abs I heard that no one could see,not a pound of sagging flabs He still has got Hair,flowing neatly from the scalp up there My own follicles gone but Connie just couldn't care She hardly ever came home early ever since Lady Mrs.Wheeling,has found a much younger Prince Stealing away, a fellow's innocent heart She wants it from a Babe Instead of an aging old fart 20-somethings are easier to fool Give them a Hot Mama Constantly breaking the Golden Rule And after "that" has been done His wallet is gone it's the end of His Frolicking Fun It is easy to tease and plunder his finances with careful Ease I called the Firing Squad(My Sisters have no mercy) To rip off her Skirt and then ..the Horny percy Rita,Sue,and Big Laura,too Grabbed Connie by her booty And her Lover,you-know-who Taking them down to the old Train station I began to smile with devious anticipation The 4:00 bullet will be arriving,it's a matter of fact IF A WIFE (OR A SPOUSE)CHEATS BEHIND ONE'S BACK THE END RESULT WILL GET ONE TIED UP ON THE TRACK!!