I know a young lady won't mention her name
Posts naughty stuff often for shame, for shame
My kinda filly with that there's no question
Her mind can be slanted in a naughty direction
That's why I love her this wascally wabbit
There ain't many others who can really match it
A down to earth mind I wouldn't call dirty
Maybe a good term would be to call it earthy
Ain't no pretences when describing this lassie
She's downright cheeky and really quite sassy
Did I say I loved her this down to earth filly
A real humdinger she's a real dilly
To sum this all up can't imagine another
Who brightens my days my off colour lover!
MY OFF COLOUR LOVER
I know a young lady, won't mention her name
Posts naughty stuff often, for shame, for shame
My kinda filly, with that there's no question
Her mind can be slanted in a naughty direction
That's why I love her, this wascally wabbit
There ain't many others who can really match it
A down to earth mind, I wouldn't call it dirty
Maybe a good term would be to call it earthy
Ain't no pretences when describing this lassie
She's downright cheeky and really quite sassy
Did I say I loved her, this down to earth filly
A real humdinger, she's a real dilly
To sum this all up, can't imagine another
Who brightens my days, my off colour lover!
Once knew this old man named Gus
For some reason the girlies made a fuss
As he toddled along
Singing off-colour songs
Much too off-colour for us to discuss
It's been quite a while
Since writing a poem
An hour has passed quickly
Must challenge my dome
Come up with a verse
To tickle your fancy
Wherever that is
Perhaps in your panties
Now that's pretty crude
An excuse for humour
Please do forgive me
Should've caught it sooner
Not up with the latest
Off colour stuff
It sure ain't my style
Enough is enough
There's no longer themes
That are now off limits
I long for old stand-up
Not much smut in it
Use cute little words though
Like pee and poop
Innocent wee words
Add laughs and a whoop
My reason for donning
The cap that I wear
I wear it quite proudly
It's a symbol I share
With all you good people
Bringing joy to my life
It's the least I can do
Sure hope it'll suffice
I know a young lady, won't mention her name
Posts naughty stuff often, for shame, for shame
My kinda filly, with that there's no question
Her mind can be slanted in a naughty direction
That's why I love her, this wascally wabbit
There ain't many others who can really match it
A down to earth mind, I wouldn't call it dirty
Maybe a good term would be to call it earthy
Ain't no pretences when describing this lassie
She's downright cheeky and really quite sassy
Did I say I loved her, this down to earth filly
A real humdinger, she's a real dilly
To sum this all up, can't imagine another
Who brightens my days, my off colour lover!
© Jack Ellison 2015
It's been quite a while
Since writing a poem
An hour has quickly gone by
Must challenge my dome
Come up with a verse
To tickle your fancy
Wherever that is
Perhaps in your panties
Now that's pretty crude
An excuse for humour
Please do forgive me
Should've caught it sooner
Not up with the latest
Off colour stuff
It sure ain't my style
Enough is enough
There's no longer themes
That are now off limits
I long for old stand-up
Not much smut in it
Use cute little words though
Like pee and poop
Innocent wee words
Adding laughs to the Soup
My reason for donning
The cap that I wear
I wear it quite proudly
It's a symbol I share
With all you good people
Bringing joy to my life
It's the least I can do
Sure hope it'll suffice
© Jack Ellison 2013
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