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It's been quite a while Since writing a poem An hour has passed quickly Must challenge my dome Come up with a verse To tickle your fancy Wherever that is Perhaps in your panties Now that's pretty crude An excuse for humour Please do forgive me Should've caught it sooner Not up with the latest Off colour stuff It sure ain't my style Enough is enough There's no longer themes That are now off limits I long for old stand-up Not much smut in it Use cute little words though Like pee and poop Innocent wee words Add laughs and a whoop My reason for donning The cap that I wear I wear it quite proudly It's a symbol I share With all you good people Bringing joy to my life It's the least I can do Sure hope it'll suffice

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 2/12/2018 8:32:00 AM
Keep writing Jack !!!! I don't have any idea HOW you manage to generate new ideas EVERY day ... but it's amazing :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2018 8:49:00 AM
Judith, my sweetie, you are one of the reasons I write! So I can read your oh so kind words! I stick out my... uh... chest with pride!!! Lovesies, Happy Jack xoxox
Date: 2/12/2018 8:27:00 AM
You are such a talented poet who write so well and so efficiently...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2018 8:45:00 AM
WOW!!! Coming from you, my very good and talented friend, I am speechless!!! (if that's ever possible) :)
Date: 2/12/2018 7:56:00 AM
Benny hill alive and well masquerading as jack ellison. Regard Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2018 8:02:00 AM
That's what they (SO) say!!! Must uphold my image!!! Thanks Thomas!!! Regards Happy Jack
Date: 2/12/2018 7:10:00 AM
Yay :) big hugs Jack! xomo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/12/2018 7:15:00 AM
Must maintain dignity even if Benny slips in sometimes (??? sometimes???) xoxox

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