Off Colour Stuff
It's been quite a while
Since writing a poem
An hour has passed quickly
Must challenge my dome
Come up with a verse
To tickle your fancy
Wherever that is
Perhaps in your panties
Now that's pretty crude
An excuse for humour
Please do forgive me
Should've caught it sooner
Not up with the latest
Off colour stuff
It sure ain't my style
Enough is enough
There's no longer themes
That are now off limits
I long for old stand-up
Not much smut in it
Use cute little words though
Like pee and poop
Innocent wee words
Add laughs and a whoop
My reason for donning
The cap that I wear
I wear it quite proudly
It's a symbol I share
With all you good people
Bringing joy to my life
It's the least I can do
Sure hope it'll suffice
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