It was a party for the ages
Everyone and their friends were there
When half way through the festivities
A loud explosion burst in the air!
Cy Cosis yelled, "They are after me!"
Debbie Downer said, "That was not fun!"
Bab Ling Brook ran down the hillside
Petey Essdee said, "I'm getting my gun"
Del E. Gate said, "Annie, check it out!"
Annie Rexiya said, "I"m too fat"
Perry Noid said, "We should just hide!"
Sue Purglu said, "I'd stick with that!"
Carrie Oakey sang slightly off key,
"I'll be joining you in heaven mom!"
While Sam R. Eye pulled out his sword!
A kid said, "My firecracker was the bomb!"
Rolling eyes and frowns all around
Embarrassment at colors laid bare
The kid looked around and said, "What?"
And they all just went home in despair!
Categories:
oakey, parody, word play,
Form: Quatrain
Oakey Dokey Smokey
He's my motley my baby pokey
geez smokey you sounded a little crockey
why I loved to be your blokey
let me hug yah like a bug in a rug
so snug we both kinda look like a pack of lugs
your one fat cat I can definitely say that
but boy cross your path
and we all end up in a big
black trap...
Categories:
oakey, cat,
Form: Rhyme
A singer whose name’s Carrie Oakey
Was hoarse, sounding terribly croaky
Carrie burst into tears
When folks covered their ears
She’s thankful her gig was just low key
10-08-17
Categories:
oakey, humorous, song, sound,
Form: Limerick
The 80's electronic band
The Human League
Came from Sheffield England
My home town
Phil Oakey
The lead singer
Had his hair short on one side
The over long hanging down.
He met the two girl singers
Who were dancing
In the crazy Daisy pub
He liked what he saw
and singed them up
To go on tour.
Such hits as 'Being boiled'
'Mirror man'
'Don't you want me''
And''The sound of the crowd'
Were played in many clubs and bars
Often loud.
He is one of the reasons I play synthesizers
Myself today
Now bald as a badger
His famous long locks gone
But he still writes
And can still sing a song.
Other local bands, Def leopard, Heaven 17, ABC ,Pulp, Artric monkeys,
Jarvis cocker, Joe cocker, Richard Hawley,
Living in a box, Baby bird, Paul Carrick, Tony Christie. Rev and the Makers, and many others.
Peter Dome.copyright.2014. march.
Categories:
oakey, celebrity, dance, music,
Form: Free verse