Notified Poems | Examples

AKA Turbo

Go away! Go away! I'm never letting you in!
You're nothing but a walking, slimy, horny ball of sin

You let drugs use you up 'til you're bouncing off the walls
You're 21 years old! I'm 39 years old! You're killing me, Smalls!

Go fvck with people of your own minuscule age
You still have to play with baby witches - I'm a fvcking Mage

You're barely older than my own son
I'm way too far out of your league, hon

Didn't you get it the first 50x when I didn't answer for you?
You're creeping on me - being a proper stalker, dude

Seriously though, I haven't notified law enforcement yet
How about my entire existence you just magically forget?

I even paid you $25 to fvck off, once!
Go sit in that corner, child, wear that hat - DUNCE!!

I have no bloody use to ever see your pathetic face again
No, "AKA. Turbo," I don't want to be your friend

You're the kind of little boy who screws his friends' moms
Gross - "AKA. Turbo," everything about your existence is wrong

No wonder why you're homeless without a home
'Cause you won't respectfully leave people the fvck alone!

the medal

I just won a medal
I wasn’t in a war
I think it’s made of gold
I don’t know what it’s for.

I’m shocked at what it weighs.
They threw me a parade
I got an honorary degree
Jimmy Fallon had me on TV
now everyone recognizes me

My old friends say I’m fickle
by the paparazzi I am heckled
I was notified that it’s ‘taxable’
It seems that it’s quite valuable
I was afraid it might be stolen
so I put it in the Smithsonian.

Now that I’m not wearing it
people have started to forget
now no one buys me drinks
or cares about what I think.
I’m no longer on the Wheaties box
fame was a drug and I’m in detox

The whole thing was bizarre,
should I do ‘Dancing with the Stars’?
or simply let it go - fadeout gracefully?
I think anonymity suits me.

LITTLE BO PEEP

LITTLE BO PEEP

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn’t know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they’ll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them

But, after a week, they hadn’t returned
So she notified the police,
Who promised to do their very best
To recover every fleece.

Every officer was deployed  
To ensure the sheep were recovered
And after an extensive search,
Their whereabouts was discovered.

But it wasn’t the happy ending
Bo Peep was hoping for.
They were found in the freezer section
Or the local superstore.

Testing Music Equipment

Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.

Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?

     A. Pain in the a$s shedule
   

    B. A monitored mangament shedule
     C. A Notified shedule
      D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal

Testing Music Equipment

Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.

Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?

     A. Pain in the a$s shedule
   

    B. A monitored mangament shedule
     C. A Notified shedule
      D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal

Testing Music Equipment

Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.

Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?

     A. Pain in the a$s shedule
   

    B. A monitored mangament shedule
     C. A Notified shedule
      D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal

Testing Music Equipment

Sphinx applied for a job at Duel Tool Instrument Manufacturing.
During his first days he was assigned four breaks and lunch at
Noon which lasted for 45 minutes.His work days would be four
days a week with $21.00 an hour. The company is opened seven
days a week Eight hour shifts could be divided by seven or four
Days straight with the company having the option of calling him
In for overtime which could be no more than five hour shifts with
A company dinner plan on weekends.The dinner plan would reduce
His pay by 12%.

Seven weeks into his beginning the company asked him to take his
Lunch at 11:00.They used a camera to monitor the lunch room.
At the end of the first week the manager returned him to the noon
Lunch schedule He noticed his portion size was reduced and the company
asked him to take less time for lunch and gave him a fifteen minutes break
To compensate the time. This is called a what?

     A. Pain in the a$s shedule
   

    B. A monitored mangament shedule
     C. A Notified shedule
      D. A camera monitored shedule.
That Bouis can sing ya'll type of deal

Sick

I have been attending to a sick Chevy.
My neighbor
who I never talk to
or about,
has left a note on the hood
of the truck...

both a warning and a threat:
that the cops have or will be,
or may in the future
be notified!

I think I will have to have
the vehicle humanely put-down.
There’s no fixing the old bag
next-door though.

Differentiated From Satellite

Who told me you're a lazy

They make me everything easy.

Who called me a crazy yak

They advanced me to mind work.

Who is defrauding me in the shop

They are teaching me to wake up.

Who is hurling  at me  words of pain

They are telling me to get ready to fain.

Who is interfering with my  activity

They allowed the opportunity to involve in the jollity.

Whom  looking at me with eyes of disparate

They notified me that you are differentiated from satellite.

A Scandalous Public Kiss of a Woman

A scandalous public kiss 
A woman would gladly miss 
And upon her forced hiss,
If she didn’t in her pants piss!

Openly, she has been axed;
For it wasn’t at all asked;
Her tolerance one has taxed
And one’s low esteem faxed

A stranger’s not–sought–peck 
Of a woman’s not notified neck 
While in some open deck 
Bound to a relationship wreck;
And should it salacious stories sell 
Cause give her to arrange you a cell:
She’s a maiden you’ve stripped of glory,
If not implied she could court The Gory…

Scandalous public kiss of a woman 
Not an option for a gentleman…

A Hurrying Against An Inspection

A means was hurriedly devised
To have their profiles revised,
A great deal improvised
And staff strictly supervised…

Also, a means to be apprised
Of Interview questions not surmised,
To have them earlier analyzed
For  minds to be better advised…

And what it should cost summarized
To have the inspector’s toilet standardized,
His official car customized
And reserved fruits liquidized!

All ahead of his notified inspections
With staff-dropping intentions.

From the Crow's Nest, That April Night

The night was perfect
on this unsinkable boat
as the man in the crow’s nest
kept watch.
He fumbled to find
his binoculars,
but they were gone.
“It’s okay,” he said,
vowing he’d do
the best that he could.
The vessel sailed,
The Atlantic
dark as the sky;
the waning crescent moon
had already set.
The surface of the water
was as smooth as a mirror,
and as he blinked his eyes
he envisioned couples dancing
in opulence below deck.
Some mate had told him,
they’d make the crossing
in record time.
He thought of his wife and children
waiting back home,
thinking once he’d make shore
he’d wire them to say
it was a glorious journey, indeed.
Until something loomed ahead
like a ghost.
He squinted and squinted
to see what it could be.
He thought that it could be
something or nothing;
the mate had told him
the waters were clear,
but when he notified
the captain,
it was too late.
He and 1500 others died
that April night,
but some lived
to tell the tale.
Three nights later
the stars shone on his grave
on the shores of Newfoundland.

Dwindling Birds

A group of odd birds took off from me as of late.
Hovering over my sleek head, gazing persistently.
I was feeling depressed and desolate.
Same as a purple bit afar away on a swingletree.

I swore angrily they wouldn't turn dark.
Farmers no longer dread local herds. 
From then on, I returned to lark.
I'm excited to watch the vile birds.

Soaring and tweeting over the azure sky.
Simultaneously, I hung tight for his reply.
The birds were mysteriously gone absent.
I notified them, which made me upset. 

In no instance to return, I swore I would.
I've never depended on an endless word.

Embarrassment

Last week, I walked up to a woman,
My arms encircling her un-notified waist,
After stiffly pointing out to some man
His not- funny miscalculations from childish haste…

Only yesterday was trailing after another woman in hilarity
Over her hip-describing shorts
And a not-tall one for a charity, 
My eyes her high-heeled shoes giving teasing shots.

All these: grudge-unleashing embarrassment
And in even kangaroo courts, a harassment;
A boulder-large embarrassment, an embrace by the insane
Sincerely acting one’s old acquaintance,
To surely leave one in palpable pain
A creditor for his money breathing open threats of disturbance.

Embarrassment is that a woman could kill for,
Of her gross belittling, exceedingly sure ;
Some wives proceeding on hunger strike
Until the sadists their husbands join them to dislike.

Squarely, a pitying of self while wallowing in shame,
A never ever feeling the same
With a shovelful of agitation
For the deliberate intimidation,
Sufferers carelessly freeing the lock to Violent Reaction
On the spot, denied the Shock Absorber for humorless action.

Fire Stoke Until Badly Broke

fire we must stoke
until became badly broke
out from sand head poke

they elicited
what is to be conflicted
became afflicted

when we have been good 
was God who would make us good
making me feel good

Jesus in crib laid
God wind and waves had obeyed
great world for me He made

had been notified
that her death was verified
the I cried and cried

God gave gift to girl
a pretty and perfect pearl
was out of this world

ingrained idiocy
actual validity
pure stupidity

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