Funny Nothing Poems

London's expensive new bread,
Hokkaido Milk Loaf they all said,
but for Ready Sliced,
a tenth of the price,
I'll have Blackpool Milk Roll instead!...

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I would love to see 'nothing'
Just a curious little thought,
For example
Imagine if I was given a wish
By God
I can ask for anything I want
So, I...

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I lay on the grass, checking out the sky,
staring at the blue, then asking why.

People looking up, to see what I see,
seeing nothing they, look...

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It's been years since I've seen you
At least that's what it seems
And it doesn't count really
When I see you in dreams

Although dreams serve their purpose...

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On Wednesdays I get angry,
and on Thursdays I make pots,
and then I am no longer angry.

When I’m angry I blast Buddy Holly—
but I keep the...

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Welcoming hearth warms us as we tromp in the snow.
Darling children in gorgeous Christmas outfits, as we all know.
They are passed around from Aunt to...

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Nothing strange as folk

And to sum this up

Funny how its deemed acceptable
to gossip behind people's backs
and embellish stories with non 
white lies and to be...

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The dog's at the door
Leash, collar, mask, rubber paw pads
The cat's doing three to five for
Shredding the toilet paper
The FBI fingerprint lab
Has ceased operation
Arrests are...

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(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin)

An effort to recall word, phrase,
musician... indigenous tribe...
most frustrating literary
endeavor to das scribe

aggravating enough to sub
bourbon spur teetotaler to imbibe
and/or nsync,...

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With the world in lockdown

What is left to do ?

But log onto soup

And write about it 

It's a sorry state of affairs

In solitary confinement

Such as...

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The End of Nothing

I am sitting...
waiting and thinking. 
Really going crazy, 
slowly insane. 
I am at home, 
trapped. (by discretion)

My guy is in the building....

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A 35% of you is for the taxman
Twenty days left to own your grind
A 10% of you goes to tithe
For a salvation to find
Leaves you...

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It's a lovely quiet evening
Enjoying rhyme and reasoning
A mouse on a broom
Darts across the room
With all our cheese and seasoning



AP:  Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on...

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Old Willy’s ice-box housed nothing but cheese.
Row after row of perfect pillars packed
with gouda cheese, bleu cheese, mascarpone cheese
and a bit of brie (though for...

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If I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.

As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...

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