Christmas Nose Poems

Rudolph the reindeer has a big red nose
And it shines so bright wherever he goes
Well, it’s not real; it's a halogen light
That Santa Claus switches...

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when case came to close
Trump lied with long nose that grows
guilty we suppose

my poems may be crude
rather than having been rude
you became unglued

could be contagious
always...

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I-Into
F-Flying,

Y-You
O-Obstruct
U-Undulating.

S-Selfish,
E-Evil,
E-Elf!

T-Try
H-Helping
E-Everyone!

R-Rudolph
E-Expressed
D-Dismay

O-Of
F-Fiend.

H-Harassment 
I-In
S-Sky!

N-No
O-Obstruction,
S-Smeagol
E-Elf!

A-And
N-Now
D-Don’t 

T-Test
H-Him!
E-Extra

W-Wide,
H-He’s
I-Irate,
T-Totally
E-Experienced

I-In
N-Naughtiness.

H-Harsh
I-Is
S-Santa!

E-Eagerly
Y-You
E-Earn
S-Soot -

G-Gift
E-Extended
T-To

O-Obstructors,
U-Under
T-Trust.

O-Openheartedly
F-Find

T-Treasure
H-Helping
E-Everyone.

W-Winter
A-Airway
Y-Yuletide.

12/3/2022
Christmas Acrostic
Sponsor: Bobby May...

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It was Christmas Eve, Rudolph was feeling crook.
His nose had not turned red this year as in the Children's books
Poor Rudolph was devastated he looked...

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Soon Santa will be flying in his bright red sleigh
If he can find his reindeer, who have gone astray
They were seen cavorting
Partying and snorting
In Bombay...

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I met a girl once; more like noticed her I have to admit.
A girl with red hair, freckles and an upturned nose.
The girl with red...

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The tale of Comet and Cupid
Seeing Dancer and Prancer kissing
Turned Rudolph’s nose bright red
Jeff the Elf told Vixen and Blitzen
Then Dasher told Donder
With his nose...

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It was Christmas Eve, Rudoph was feeling crook
His nose had not turned red this year as in the Children's books
This bothered Rudolph and made him...

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When asked why his nose was so red
Young Rudolph looked flustered and said:
Those elves love high jinks
and spike all my drinks:
The rum tends to go...

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Rudolph the reindeer has a red nose
Now why is that do you suppose?
Well it’s not real, it is a red light
That Santa switches on at...

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His nose glowed bright red


One evening while Santa was strolling
And empty wine bottle came rolling
It bounced off his toe
Got stuck in the snow
His patience no...

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Out in the woods a deer was born
on a snowy day one springtime morn
He was a special deer... so cute he was
he was covered in...

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DRAWN    BY    THE    NOSE


In a twinkling
Warm kitchen baking smell carries me
Back small for a second ...

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Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."...

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