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Santa With Running Nose

Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."

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Debbie Guzzi

December 25, 2013 at 6:00 PM

OH NO!!!! you are naughty LOL the whole world would get sicko! Light & Love

Nette Onclaud

June 10, 2012 at 12:28 AM

cutenesss.. congrats wowie, kashi!..:) huggs!

Ralph Taylor

June 9, 2012 at 11:58 AM

Congrats, Kash. Excellent. Great job. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown

June 9, 2012 at 7:14 AM

Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Kash. Love, Carol

David Williams

June 9, 2012 at 7:06 AM

Kash, congrats on your win...David

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

June 9, 2012 at 5:32 AM

Congratulations on a fine limerick xx

Terry O'Leary

June 9, 2012 at 4:57 AM

Congratulations on your HM! Funny... Terry

Andrea Dietrich

June 9, 2012 at 12:48 AM

Kashinath, I completely forgot that this one belonged to you. I just love the joke of your limerick. It's so cute. Congrats on the HM.

Poet Destroyer A

January 9, 2012 at 11:12 PM

He he he...love it..pd

Dinda Minardi

January 4, 2012 at 9:20 AM

Funnyyy, hahaha. Witty and funny wrapped in rhyme! Happy New Year, Kash :)

Suresh Babu Palani

January 2, 2012 at 11:33 AM

Very funny! I think the actual medical term is "Runny nose" and not "Running..." Best wishes, Suresh.

Jack Horne

January 1, 2012 at 1:04 PM

LOL, good one - I had snot glue in mine too : ) Happy New Year, my friend

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

January 1, 2012 at 8:35 AM

oh darrrnnnn I shouldn't have clicked on your name? I saw the title of your entry, haha. Oops! Just wanted to say Happy New Year, Kash :D!!

M.I.A .

December 29, 2011 at 7:35 PM

LoL! didn't catch the 'natural glue' part the first time but now i do. I'm inflicted with allergies thus running nose is quite an every day thing for me ~.~ witty piece kash!

Nette Onclaud

December 29, 2011 at 6:32 PM

ey, buddy.. SOUP MAIL! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

December 29, 2011 at 1:54 PM

Hilarious! Kash, you had me laughing out loud with the thought of using Santa's bodily fluids as a "natural glue." Excellent limerick, dear friend. A winner for sure! Wishing you many blessings in the coming year, Carolyn

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

December 29, 2011 at 12:56 PM

Ewwww! hahaha! natural glue indeed! sticky sticky, very witty kash! Happy 2012!

Nette Onclaud

December 29, 2011 at 7:39 AM

lol, kashi,, seems you are in your element.. awwhh, was out of town for days.. missed ya .. come and visit.. :) huggs and the best of the season!

Andrea Dietrich

December 28, 2011 at 10:22 PM

ooops, I did it again and misspelled that last name of yours!! Just came here to see what is going on .Not much. The blogs are not doing well either I see. I was disappointed tonight. WEnt to see a movie that said 9:45 for showtime online but when I got there it has started at 9. I don't think it's right for them to give wrong times on the internet!!

Andrea Dietrich

December 28, 2011 at 7:12 PM

very fun message. Make your lines 3 and 4 longer, Kash Soupmail.

Tony Lane

December 28, 2011 at 1:39 PM

Kachoo

Anne-Lise Andresen

December 28, 2011 at 12:51 PM

NOOOOOOOO,the Canta got the flu...... Lycky that Christmas is over for this time. Smile,love the poem kash!!!! Happy new year to you from Anne-Lise OXOX

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