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War Nonsense Poems

These War Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about War. These are the best examples of Nonsense War poems written by international poets.

Limericks IX

Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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Categories: nonsense, fire, giggle, humor, humorous,

Dabble Dactyls

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Quit Blaming The Innocent Victims

Keep on blaming and cheating
It is annoying, and disgusting
You always have an excuse
You always want to amuse
Keep on criticizing
Keep on castigating
Put your conscience in the...

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Categories: nonsense, adventure, color, innocence, life,

Morose Christmas

Not everybody is having a safe and joyous Noël
Not all are enjoying a holy and holly jolly Christmas
Many people find themselves living in pure Hell
In...

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Categories: nonsense, betrayal, christmas, evil, hate,

I Do Not Comprehend Why

I don’t comprehend why
Human beings cannot get along
Why can’t they play and sing the same song
Of Peace and Love together? Why, Why?
Why human beings are...

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Categories: nonsense, conflict, confusion, life, love,

word ward war



   wholly                     ...

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Categories: nonsense, word play,

Aging Elusive Flesh Lust-

it was darken day in the dawn
she was clothed her heart mind naked

beneath her vessel skin her spirit soul
time present fleeting flesh self-dying stilled

spiritually beautiful...

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Categories: nonsense, anxiety, body, conflict, engagement,

Lorded

Lorded
The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post



Eventful War Book...

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Categories: conflict, funny, nonsense, political,

Bright Uproar

en*L*I*G*H*T*ened babbling shocks
burst out of bubbling rocks
bright spots erupt over a smoldering landscape
(hot inflation begets Pomp & Circumlocution)

snowballs explode in a gritty paradise
yellow dust smothers...

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Categories: nonsense, society, space, surreal,

Obsolete

Henry (call me Harry) took some cash for a new book
We’ve just obtained a draft and so we’re gonna take a look
It looks like a...

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Categories: books, nonsense,

Ijanu

Sàkí, s'énu se, 
Solà s'òró so. 
Sòra se, sàwon sékè-sàjó!...

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Categories: nonsense, prejudice, relationship, silence,

Pulp Diction

I've had enough of the usless drivel, hypersenitivity and endless snivels
We're more fulfilled I hear so often, yet the fruit on show to me seems...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, allegory, anger, community,

Holocaustum I a Horror

OF THE NEW FLESH

A returned to open channels 
Open to the unknown the beyond 
Burning humming like angry hornets
Bottled in electric light and shadows 
The...

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Categories: nonsense, allegory, allusion, analogy, anger,

Nothing Made Any Sense

Buttercups are dancing to singing daffodils
King Neptune, with his trident, is surfing down a hill
Rabbits playing hopscotch with rainbow coloured frogs
Snails with sparkly spinning shells...

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Categories: nonsense,

East and West Are At It Again

North and South are fighting again
Wasting lives, money, future and fun
War is hell; there, everybody is on the run
Nonsense is their common sin.

Live and let...

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Categories: nonsense, bullying, conflict, death, evil,