Tree Nonsense Poems

It's because of ya ya ya you
I'm ashamed to be wa wa wa white
Don't be sus sus sus suprised If I don't fa fa fa...

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Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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Restlessness is proof
that something is wrong,
never talk to a gloomy moon
from the lowest roof;
go outside and join a throng,
don't inflate your balloon!

Suspicion can be jealousy,
another...

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Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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That night, I stood beneath the tree
as rain was dripping down on me,
then it thundered; lightning struck -
'Ohhh no,' I sizzled, 'just my luck.'...

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Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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the hapless toad
who croaked a verse
and moved the trees around him

did sway the branches
sway the leaves
at the most profound of meaning

and too did cry 
the...

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A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee,
Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be.
The princess, at dawn's light,
In the garden so bright,
Found ice hidden...

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I can live twice, oh what a delight,
In the day, I'm a bat, taking flight,
With cheese for my wings, I soar so high,
To the moon...

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The pickering of pickle pie
Of pickle as pickled could be
My liver to be exact
Pickled to disbelief 
Of proportionately exorbitantly larger than it could be
But what...

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Now it’s Christmas now its joy,
 I just met a guy whose name was Roy.

He said that he likes Christmas,
 and then I said- So...

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What? she cried, the Christmas tree you forgot?
Worn-out excuse--you bought a whiskey shot!
            ...

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We rather wish that someone would
     lead him to a tree.
They can be so useful
     for life...

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The pickering of pickle pie
Of pickle as pickled could be
My liver to be exact
Pickled to disbelief 
Of proportionately exorbitantly larger than it could be
But what...

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There was an old lady
Who flew like a swallow.
She weight sixty pounds
‘Cuz her bones were hollow.
She flew through the air
Wherever she went.
She slept in a...

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