Name Nonsense Poems

There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
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The Easter Bunny's hopping mad
as someone's pinched his eggs,
he said when he finds out their name
he plans to smack their legs -
 but now all's...

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In this mess, we called a country, the destroyers lived among 
Babangida once terrorized us with Khaki, failures affect all,
Ruled as a tyrant forgetting the...

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Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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The Klingon king arose from his throne
A bird of prey  that flew from the east
Gutterly screaming my name

Riding swiftly on currents of air
His talons...

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Say, if you had the world in your hands? Would you crush it or hold near to the idea that humanity should continue? There's bad...

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Henry VIII
Henry VIII king of England, he had six wives,
Half of which had rather shorter lives.
Three died, two divorced and the last was glad by...

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I love the sound of the name Dream Machine,
It sounds like a Harley all painted and mean,

And ridden by bikers who are all dressed in...

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Now it’s Christmas now its joy,
 I just met a guy whose name was Roy.

He said that he likes Christmas,
 and then I said- So...

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Bonny orchid, yesterday I longed to see your face 
It's radiance beamed out to me from some unspoken place
Outside on a cold, dark night
A million...

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Sometimes I forget my name
I was rocking back and forth in a fetal position, 
Sitting fully clothed in a dark bath half-filled with cold water
I...

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"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"*

But would you stop to sniff a rose labeled Stinky Athletes' Feet?!...

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Harold Peters led a very secret life
Totally hidden from his own dear wife
He didn’t work selling quality pork pies
Just another of his devilish devious lies...

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I
When mistakes (sins, really) occur
Again, again, again, again, again
Who has grace enough to forbear?
Maybe misguided mothers, not men
Like me ... Either old school or clear
About...

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