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Hockey Nonsense Poems

These Hockey Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Hockey. These are the best examples of Nonsense Hockey poems written by international poets.


Oranges and Oil Ii
Orange and oil 
The old man
smells odd like 
burnt wires Black 
&
cryptic desires 
oranges and oil!
Static erupts like infinite fire.
Noise white grows in volume,
even higher.
oranges...

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Categories: nonsense, allegory, america, analogy, angst,



There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: nonsense, 12th grade, character, hope,

Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a...

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Categories: humor, humorous, light, nonsense,

Premium Member Ode To 'Yelp' Duplicity
'Yelp's' a lark, (truth indeed?), maybe servant of greed?
You want 'natural' ratings? Please your advice heed!
Now your model for earning seems blackmail at best,
You pollute...

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Categories: abuse, fantasy, humor, nonsense,


Book: Shattered Sighs