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Christmas Nonsense Poems

These Christmas Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Nonsense Christmas poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Morose Christmas
Not everybody is having a safe and joyous Noël
Not all are enjoying a holy and holly jolly Christmas
Many people find themselves living in pure Hell
In...

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Categories: nonsense, betrayal, christmas, evil, hate,



Premium Member Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Categories: nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,

A Different Light
Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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Categories: nonsense, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,

Stinky Pete
My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that...

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Categories: nonsense, drink, friendship, hero, humorous,

A Nonsense Christmas Poem
Now it’s Christmas now its joy,
 I just met a guy whose name was Roy.

He said that he likes Christmas,
 and then I said- So...

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Categories: nonsense, christmas,



Premium Member Musk
Excuse me if I come across as brusque,
but you exude a certain pungent musk,
as though you’ve grown up with the wildebeests,
or recently discovered ancient yeasts.
And...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, silly,

Premium Member A Shot of Christmas
What? she cried, the Christmas tree you forgot?
Worn-out excuse--you bought a whiskey shot!
            ...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Life
Life

Life is full of pain, 
and I don't know why? 

I do in fact...
know the Lord, 
I know Him... 
by name. 
He is with me....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, america, angel, cancer, caregiving,

Premium Member Butterfly
Butterfly

Butterfly sweet, 
lovely wings of gossamer gold. 
Stretch your tips to the stars, 
as that is the reality of freedom. 
Glide for hours above the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, butterfly, cancer, confusion, daughter,

Premium Member These
These... 

These are the days my friend, 
that we thought would never come. 
They are beautiful beyond belief, 
and they are moving fast. 
The seconds...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, angel, celebration, confidence, depression,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, best friend, confidence, endurance,

Premium Member Dear Father
Dear Father, mine. 

I ran away from bad. 
I took my children with me.
I found a place to run to. 
It was an empty castle...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, christian, courage, father, father

Premium Member Drifter
Drifter

Coming in from nowhere, 
staying only a moment, 
and then moving on. 
Friend, or foe?
Hard to know. 
What to call you...
by name? 

Without family, 
left...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, abortion, abuse, addiction, america,

Premium Member Feeling Young
Feeling Young

Quiet is the morning, 
the sun coming over the mountains...
in the distance. 
Not quickly, 
but exactly at the right time. 
The day has begun....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, age, angel, happiness, heaven,

Premium Member Maid
Maid

My maid of honor, 
my best friend, (smile)
help me in the moment, 
help me in the hour, 
help me make it down... 
the great white...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, bridal shower, christian, encouraging,


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