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Christmas Nonsense Poems

These Christmas Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Nonsense Christmas poems written by international poets.

The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees

the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise

Categories: nonsense, fun, funny, humorous, light,

Rudolph’s broken leg


Poor Rudolph had a broken leg. It happened on the day
he was to lead the reindeer with Santa on his sleigh.
They say it was an

Categories: christmas, forgiveness, humorous, nonsense,

Holiday Rush

I saw an object 
way-up high -- 
analysis, no UFO
no drone, told my
supervisor, no need
for the military red-phone.  

Again:

I saw a sled
way up-high --

Categories: nonsense, christmas, fantasy, holiday, humorous,

A true Christmas moment


There is a moment every single year
Such a joyful one without a tear
The tree is up, the food purchased
Delivered present, friends embraced
With time taken out

Categories: nonsense, 9th grade, christmas, funny,

Morose Christmas

Not everybody is having a safe and joyous Noël
Not all are enjoying a holy and holly jolly Christmas
Many people find themselves living in pure Hell
In

Categories: nonsense, betrayal, christmas, evil, hate,

Giving Gifts

Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled

Categories: nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,

A Different Light

Bats and snakes, make no mistakes

Categories: nonsense, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,

Stinky Pete

My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that

Categories: nonsense, drink, friendship, hero, humorous,

A Nonsense Christmas Poem

Now it’s Christmas now its joy,
 I just met a guy whose name was Roy.

He said that he likes Christmas,
 and then I said- So

Categories: nonsense, christmas,

Musk

Excuse me if I come across as brusque,
but you exude a certain pungent musk,
as though you’ve grown up with the wildebeests,
or recently discovered ancient yeasts.
And

Categories: nonsense, silly,

A Shot of Christmas

What? she cried, the Christmas tree you forgot?
Worn-out excuse--you bought a whiskey shot!

Categories: nonsense, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

What I Found In My Refrigerator

A Ziplock bag of cut-up hot dogs, treats for my daughter's Huskies
Two gallon jugs of 1% milk, both nearly empty
Three bottles of dressing, ranch from

Categories: nonsense, food, funny, humor, humorous,

Doggerel I

Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse

A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!



Bible Libel
by

Categories: nonsense, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Limericks Iii - Grab Bag

Limericks III - Grab Bag

Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:

Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not

Categories: humor, humorous, light, nonsense,

Lucky For Me She Shares

This store has removed all chaos 
Giving room for carts in pairs
With their fantastic eclairs
I sit on the tile squares

Watching for my daughter’s hairs
My breath

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