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Premium Member Pat the Nonagenarian - Saucy
Pat the Nonagenarian No one would guess Pat was over ninety She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively With implanted bust Inflated buttocks She drives men crazy, undeniably. That is till they get her into the sack Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack Her buttocks and bust Pop when they are touched Sadly for Pat no man ever...

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Categories: nonagenarian, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Nonagenarian
My uncle's got a tiny winky I'm telling you its truly dinky So he gulps down blue pills Which result in big thrills Poor auntie says he's turned quite kinky! Now auntie wears a basque and lace thong From flaccid soon his todger grows long No quick roll in the hay They're like rabbits all day - The effect of two pills is so...

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Categories: nonagenarian, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Nonagenarian Fraternity
Today I'm celebratin' my final day as an Octogenarian. Tomorrow I'll join the Fraternity of The Nonagenarian! The decades have passed so fleet but its been one helluva ride, And somehow I've managed to survive and taken it all in stride! Now, 'tis my earnest goal to become a dashin' Centenarian! (I suppose that could happen should I opt to...

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Categories: nonagenarian, age, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Beneficence Courtesy Nonagenarian Widower Papa
Vitriolic scathing psychological malevolent jujitsu cruelly, fiendishly, incriminating lambasting opprobrium rue teenly dished out to yours truly mechanically engineered hatred to stew when passive aggression fostered corked, where self destruction grew tens of decades ago, when this then much younger match chew Scott doubted, hesitated, lollygagged..., where in solitary confinement he brew toxic shocking rancor towards father and mother peaceful conflict resolution they did eschew much preferring hurling epithet...

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Categories: nonagenarian, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Nonagenarian Papa Acknowledges Nearing His Finale
Nirvana awaits dada dear thine paternal parent, who helped sire yours truly, a widower these last fourteen plus years, he laments absence, and sorely misses presence regarding scatterbrain spouse, single word description, he would readily concur appellation linkedin with bubbly headed just legal bride born November thirteenth ninety thirty five learned thru the grapevine (I must telephone him... before the curtain call..., whence his spirit exits stage door left, cashes in chips gives up...

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Categories: nonagenarian, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegiac Lyric




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