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My uncle's got a tiny winky I'm telling you its truly dinky So he gulps down blue pills Which result in big thrills Poor auntie says he's turned quite kinky! Now auntie wears a basque and lace thong From flaccid soon his todger grows long No quick roll in the hay They're like rabbits all day - The effect of two pills is so strong! Make Me Laugh with Some Humor - Any Form - New Poems Poetry Contest Both limericks 9,9,6,6,9 syllables Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 11/23/20

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/20/2020 10:05:00 PM

Hahaha, Jan, you really tickle me. Congratulations on your win I enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/20/2020 6:35:00 PM

And there I thought that you were going to write about 'winky-dinky spider!' lol. Congrats on your win in Tania's contest, Jan! Season's Joy, Gershon

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/20/2020 2:34:00 AM

Bet they're false teeth rattle like hell lol. Back with congrats Jan. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/19/2020 6:08:00 PM

oh lord, rescue old women from the tiny blue pill. Haven't we paid our dues enough after 40 plus years? hahaha. Congrats on your big win, Jan.

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/19/2020 2:40:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 1st place win. Enjoy the rest of your day, my friend:-) Alexis

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/19/2020 9:09:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo funny. I needed a good laugh and you did it. Love the write and picture. Enjoy your win with blessings and a hug...........

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/19/2020 6:42:00 AM

Love this, Jan! You outdid yourself! Great top win! Congratulations!

Paul Callus

Date: 12/19/2020 4:01:00 AM

Congratulations on your top placement, Jan! Thank you for the laugh :) Regards to all...hugs // paul

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/19/2020 3:36:00 AM

Jan, this is hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Terry Flood

Date: 12/19/2020 3:26:00 AM

Seems to be a glut of frisky ninety year olds... we must have like minds. Very funny, Jan Terry

Jack Horne

Date: 12/6/2020 12:56:00 PM

LOL, so glad to see your limerick muse is on fine form

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/1/2020 8:56:00 PM

Hello Jan … it’ll end up killing him. Be interesting to read his tombstone - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/28/2020 9:00:00 AM

Well it seems that although your aunty thought your uncle was kinky she fared well with her husband's two pills as they played rabbit go round. Great humor my friend, good luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/24/2020 11:35:00 AM

You are never too old for love. I thought this was a funny great Limerick and it is sure to rate high Jan. Soup mail blessings xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2020 12:39:00 PM

Thanks Connie, thanks for the mail I have replied:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/24/2020 11:22:00 AM

I don't think you had to wait on your muse for this one! Well done! Thank you for the laughs! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2020 12:37:00 PM

lol Thanks Rico:-) it was fun to write, am very busy at work helping students with exams so soup is taking a back seat amt:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/24/2020 11:21:00 AM

- Oh yes, I have to say ... like rabbits ... :))) ... now "all men" want these blue pills, Jan .... really funny ... - I can see them without your photo ... but, I love the photo - (Sex is healthy all year round ... and save power in winter time:) - In advance ... congratulations on your winning poem :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2020 12:24:00 PM

lol @save power in winter... is that why you have a healthy glow in the cold weather lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/23/2020 1:53:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious!( Due to the photos)And haven’t read the limericks yet. Just finished reading and laughed out loud. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/24/2020 12:24:00 PM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/23/2020 1:35:00 PM

Brilliant Jan and the added bonus is he won't fall out of bed lol. Good luck. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2020 1:36:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 11/23/2020 1:05:00 PM

Hilarious Jan - You’re never too old to wear a thong, Specially after waiting so long. Wearing see through’s and basques, Upgrades tickle and slap, What a way to perform one’s swan song.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/23/2020 1:10:00 PM

I just loved the mental image of a 90 year old in a basque and thong lol:-) hugs jan xx