Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Nonagenarian

My uncle's got a tiny winky
I'm telling you its truly dinky
So he gulps down blue pills
Which result in big thrills
Poor auntie says he's turned quite kinky!

Now auntie wears a basque and lace thong
From flaccid soon his todger grows long
No quick roll in the hay
They're like rabbits all day -
The effect of two pills is so strong!

Make Me Laugh with Some Humor - Any Form - New Poems Poetry Contest

Both limericks 9,9,6,6,9 syllables

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

11/23/20

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Eve Roper December 20, 2020 at 10:05 PM Hahaha, Jan, you really tickle me. Congratulations on your win I enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf December 20, 2020 at 6:35 PM And there I thought that you were going to write about 'winky-dinky spider!' lol. Congrats on your win in Tania's contest, Jan! Season's Joy, Gershon

Tom Cunningham December 20, 2020 at 2:34 AM Bet they're false teeth rattle like hell lol. Back with congrats Jan. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 19, 2020 at 6:08 PM oh lord, rescue old women from the tiny blue pill. Haven't we paid our dues enough after 40 plus years? hahaha. Congrats on your big win, Jan.

Alexis Y. December 19, 2020 at 2:40 PM Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 1st place win. Enjoy the rest of your day, my friend:-) Alexis

Paula Goldsmith December 19, 2020 at 9:09 AM Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo funny. I needed a good laugh and you did it. Love the write and picture. Enjoy your win with blessings and a hug...........

Kim Rodrigues December 19, 2020 at 6:42 AM Love this, Jan! You outdid yourself! Great top win! Congratulations!

Paul Callus December 19, 2020 at 4:01 AM Congratulations on your top placement, Jan! Thank you for the laugh :) Regards to all...hugs // paul

Tania Kitchin December 19, 2020 at 3:36 AM Jan, this is hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Terry Flood December 19, 2020 at 3:26 AM Seems to be a glut of frisky ninety year olds... we must have like minds. Very funny, Jan Terry

Jack Horne December 6, 2020 at 12:56 PM LOL, so glad to see your limerick muse is on fine form

Lindsay Laurie December 1, 2020 at 8:56 PM Hello Jan … it’ll end up killing him. Be interesting to read his tombstone - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos November 28, 2020 at 9:00 AM Well it seems that although your aunty thought your uncle was kinky she fared well with her husband's two pills as they played rabbit go round. Great humor my friend, good luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Connie Marcum Wong November 24, 2020 at 11:35 AM You are never too old for love. I thought this was a funny great Limerick and it is sure to rate high Jan. Soup mail blessings xxoo Jan Allison November 24, 2020 at 12:39 PM Thanks Connie, thanks for the mail I have replied:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta November 24, 2020 at 11:22 AM I don't think you had to wait on your muse for this one! Well done! Thank you for the laughs! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison November 24, 2020 at 12:37 PM lol Thanks Rico:-) it was fun to write, am very busy at work helping students with exams so soup is taking a back seat amt:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen November 24, 2020 at 11:21 AM - Oh yes, I have to say ... like rabbits ... :))) ... now "all men" want these blue pills, Jan .... really funny ... - I can see them without your photo ... but, I love the photo - (Sex is healthy all year round ... and save power in winter time:) - In advance ... congratulations on your winning poem :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison November 24, 2020 at 12:24 PM lol @save power in winter... is that why you have a healthy glow in the cold weather lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. November 23, 2020 at 1:53 PM Lol! Jan, This is hilarious!( Due to the photos)And haven’t read the limericks yet. Just finished reading and laughed out loud. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis Jan Allison November 24, 2020 at 12:24 PM thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham November 23, 2020 at 1:35 PM Brilliant Jan and the added bonus is he won't fall out of bed lol. Good luck. Tom Jan Allison November 23, 2020 at 1:36 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds November 23, 2020 at 1:05 PM Hilarious Jan - You’re never too old to wear a thong, Specially after waiting so long. Wearing see through’s and basques, Upgrades tickle and slap, What a way to perform one’s swan song. Jan Allison November 23, 2020 at 1:10 PM I just loved the mental image of a 90 year old in a basque and thong lol:-) hugs jan xx