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No Thanks Poems

No Thanks Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of no thanks poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for no thanks.

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Pootie Mac
Pootie Mac

Little fella got a big gas tank

If Pootie roll on by,
and you down low try 
to pump a fake cry
Mac gonna give a mean honk

A huge sphincter toot,
that’s gut fuel premium rank
Guaranteed to stop all the traffic noise
of rumor-for-hire...Read More
Categories: no thanks, funny, humorous, identity, truth,
Form: Light Verse

When love runs it's course
By ways & means 
I'll see it through. 
And with my strengths
New paths I will pursue.

I've grown in strength
& in confidence . 
no thanks to us
In our failed loves pretence. 

I've grew with you 
Along the way
I've been pained &...Read More
Categories: no thanks, anger, anxiety, betrayal, break up, deep, feelings,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member The Raven Run And The Southern Lass Wanting To Have Fun
There once was a southern lass 
Who was looking for a good-looking guy to make a pass,
She thought fast and decided to sell them gas. 

Now here comes Marty 
And he was a dude who like to party
Watching the car...Read More
Categories: no thanks, bird, drink, horror, howl, raven, scary, sexy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member No Thanks
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Categories: no thanks, hope, red, rose,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Houdini - Pet
Once we had this awful cat -
"Houdini" - grubby white,
Hissing, claws out as he spat,
Forever in a fight.
Of him we were not too fond,
And wanted to be rid,
We would have loved him to abscond -
The rotter never did.
We tried to...Read More
Categories: no thanks, animal, cat, friend, hope, song,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member School Days
At school I must have been naive,
for I was told I must achieve.
Add up, subtract even divide,
equations, algebra must be tried,
Nouns, verbs I had to learn,
adjectives were my concern.
In French we should pronounce our ‘R’s’
By making gargling sounds that purrs!
In...Read More
Categories: no thanks, childhood, school,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Could Do Your Nails Too
Look at my nails! She said. Are they fabulous or what?
Or what, I thought, but I lied and said “fabulous.”
I could do your nails, she offered.
I wondered if she could dig all the dirt out of them first.
Or if she...Read More
Categories: no thanks, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Am here
What was that?
I am here
Who are you?
I am here
I know, who are you?
I am here!!!

I...Read More
Categories: no thanks, dark, death, deep, evil, horror, mystery,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member frabbit mail
I could use a quill like shakespeare
to write this down.
Or send it in a old style telegram.
Dictate it straight from my soul
Or get it tattooed on my arm 
forever more, and for all to see. 
Paint it on a wall...Read More
Categories: no thanks, care,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member McPoetry Soup
Welcome to McPoetry Soup.  May I take your order, please?
   Sure.  Give me a McSonnet and a McSoda.
What would you like on your McSonnet?
   Oh.  How about a McMetaphor and a McSimile?
Well, we're...Read More
Categories: no thanks, food, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Venezuela April 30, 2019
Venezuela April 30, 2019

God bless and keep Venezuelan
protestors safe!
Put your mighty Hedge of Protection
about their fearless waists.
Let it admonish us all, in the USA.
how 'socialism' can metamorphosize into
a corrupt, immoral snake.

How many of us have the backbone to
perish in American streets?
For our...Read More
Categories: no thanks, america, anger, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Puppy's Tail
I'm the family treasure, a Christmas gift 
    to grant the children's wish.
My first time out I stray away 
    and start rolling in a fish.
I flap my tongue and wag my tail
 ...Read More
Categories: no thanks, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Don't Bother Me
Don't bother me with conformity
don't bother me today-
with things I should (or shouldn't) do
or what I shouldn't say!

Don't bother me with conformity
my house is not “obscene”...
Orange, purple, and lavender
look lovely with lime green!

Don't bother me with conformity
I'm much too happy,...Read More
Categories: no thanks, community, funny, how i feel, humorous, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Am Ready For Some Violets
I am ready for some violets, the sun, 
Dewdrops, wet grass, tulips, and daffodils
Marigolds, geraniums and warm, sultry weather.

My socks are cold and wet, soggy even.
I slipped on the ice twice yesterday.
My grandchildren live in this tundra. 

We can make...Read More
Categories: no thanks, flower, spring,
Form: Blank verse
All in All
They say Jesus is our rock, our sword and shield
He is the shepherd of our green fields 
Our one and only
They say when you fall down, he’ll pick you up
The times I’ve fallen, I’ve had to crawl
Fight my own battles,...Read More
Categories: no thanks, blessing, depression, inspirational, jesus, lost, spiritual,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member The World of Bullies
You are such a dummkopf. 
Okay, thanks. No, I mean it. 

Do you know what it is?
Do you want to know?
No thanks.

So the instigator tries again.
You are a lunkheaded-lame-brained, stupid wooden head.

The instigator’s face is pink and unhappy now.
You are...Read More
Categories: no thanks, 4th grade, 5th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form: Free verse
Premium Member We Could Tell Grandma
The five-year-old shook her head, “no, thanks, Daddy.”
Kitty?  Maybe sometime, not now.
Fish? Daddy asked hopefully.
Little Princess shook her head, brown eyes, big, hope-filled.
We would have to sneak him past Mommy.
Big smile.  Okay.
We could not tell Grandma.
Burst of...Read More
Categories: no thanks, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Prom Night Princess
She felt like a princess; she looked like a princess. Her first prom!
I cannot wait to get you alone, her date said. She saw his dangerous eyes. She barely knew him!
Her dress and hair and make-up and nails were done...Read More
Categories: no thanks, 11th grade, 12th grade, conflict,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Great Therapeutic Becoming
What if great transitional chains of Being
were to mysterious dream transform
into a rather mid-way
invitation every day
depths of therapeutic Becoming?

Would we accept such a green fresh
cultural invitation?
With open arms
and redeeming heart
and double-bonded mind,
deductive left
and inductively seductive sacred Right
like warm and wet...Read More
Categories: no thanks, community, environment, green, health, humanity, integrity, relationship,
Form: Political Verse
Follow Me
  My desire is an eternally burning, churning ember to deliver you from harmful, vicious weather
Follow my footsteps to the unknown and make progress to make us feel greater – 
Lost satisfaction and angst…..
See you later and no thanks

I...Read More
Categories: no thanks, passion, poetry, strength, sympathy, time, uplifting, youth,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member God's Hand In The Forest
Eleven years ago I planted a tree,
That is forty foot in the air now,
And way too close to three other trees that I planted the same day.

I brought them home in a small SUV, having no understanding of
What could happen...Read More
Categories: no thanks, god, nature, tree,
Form: Free verse
Love Me As I Am

Do not spoon feed me Your- religion 
 "no thanks" I already got my ration 
 Don't tell me how Holy you are 
 I'd rather see you act humble by far 

Show the hands that help others
 and not...Read More
Categories: no thanks, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
Sally Sue Has A Bad Day
Sally Sue Has A Bad Day

Little Sally Sue awoke one day feeling quite blue.
Her mom asked "Why, whats wrong with you?"
Sally replied, "If i only knew."

She looked in her closet and hated her clothes.
She looked in the mirror and hated...Read More
Categories: no thanks, 1st grade, 2nd grade, analogy, growing up,
Form: Narrative
Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still use normal towels

But, my BMI stats tell me

I'm a word that has three vowels.

It started...Read More
Categories: no thanks, age, funny,
Form: Rhyme
I LOVE not to think
Thinking is over-rated
Thanks to Descartes (No, no thanks Rene!)
"I think, therefore I obsess, tell stories, make fake news."
It is a fact
When a moment of sheer beauty arises -
Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls in Canada ...
We suspend conceptual thought, for perception:
We are...Read More
Categories: no thanks, art, beautiful, mental illness, racism, space, spiritual,
Form: Didactic