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No Dice Poems

No Dice Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of no dice poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for no dice.

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Premium Member Tug of War Between One's Will And Writer's Block
"I still got some ink in my pen;  I know I can do this!,"
goes one's will.

"No dice, my brain is like scrambled eggs right now,"
replies writer's block

screams one's will

Hey! Not now...I'll tell you...Read More
Categories: no dice, art, conflict, humor, write,
Form: Light Verse

Premium Member Dogs Chasing People on Bikes

At times our Golden tends to go awry
She chases people on bikes, let me clarify
She doesn't ride the bike
Doesn't own one, no dice
You thought I meant our doggie, needs no reply

...Read More
Categories: no dice, fun,
Form: Limerick
oscine affinities for summer summit
Up for grabs are looming sapidities of a summer summit.
Prompt as forecasting device, keen as cropland mice, 
trying to surpass oscine elves turns out no dice. 
Wondering how these yummy yodelers telepathize herself earliest, 
the estival essence, no longer bashful...Read More
Categories: no dice, bird, cheer up, summer,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Off season in Gallipoli
	Off Season in Gallipoli

		April’s bus from Lecce unloads
		at the fabled fish market. It’s closed.
		The only hint of June’s full fare
		is one slight stall. No one lunching there.
		The streets are open; we stroll at will
		by a weathered or a white-washed wall.

		Look...Read More
Categories: no dice, beach, image, seasons,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mind over pen
My pen is on a chase
To beat my mind’s pace
It will lose the race
Since that’s the case

It’s slower than melting ice
as my thoughts are twice
It can’t keep up as nice
I do say it’s no dice

...Read More
Categories: no dice, writing,
Form: Rhyme

Government show Shut Down December 2018
Government (show) Shut Down December 2018

Messianic Don found tarnished appeal
trumpeted bluster thwarted
with muted (hip hip hooray) Democratic zeal
played (on microscale) like quashed
ill fated braggadocio big deal

bombast, sans General George Armstrong
Custer's last stand,
viz Little Bighorn, achilles heel,
where Native Americans 
showed deadly...Read More
Categories: no dice, america, anger, anxiety, grief, holiday, judgement, men,
Form: Free verse
        When I look at you
             I see me
         What is this power...Read More
Categories: no dice, boyfriend, break up, confusion, i love you,
Form: Free verse
Ultima Thule
"Do you know where hell is?" 
Lee Marvin growls in headsets. 
New Year, sixty-eight. 
Hauling freight ten thousand high, 
bomber out of Platts, NY, 
is cruising over white. 
"Far out," (someone on intercom), 
"Iceland's green, and Greenland's ice." 
Routine run....Read More
Categories: no dice, pollution,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member IT AIN'T MY FAULT
I been havin' a real bad day.
Nothin's gone right and my skies are gray.

I usually am quite chipper and kind.
Not a more generous soul will you find;

But today if it could it just happened to me.
I want to just quit,...Read More
Categories: no dice, anxiety,
Form: Couplet
That 9 11 Day
That 9/11 Day

I was eager that day, 
Just as I was 
Any other day, 
To start my work, 
And state the statistics,  
Discourage clientelle,
Validate company antics, 
Embrace others
When I thought would, 
Make a good share price, 
Positive returns, 
No...Read More
Categories: no dice, america, anniversary, death, evil, political, religion, war,
Form: Tail-rhyme
When does this come to an end?
In-between your foe and my friend,
apathy checks us in,
as its picnic's about to begin.
And I never misheard you, did I?
Yet you're not able to explain.
This time window I look through is dirty
and remains so...Read More
Categories: no dice, break up, confusion, heart,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Lucifer Gets the Gig
“We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.” 
Anatole France

"I heard you wanted to see me Boss?", Lucifer asked.

"I can always see you Lucifer", replied God. "No, I wanted to meet with you....Read More
Categories: no dice, heaven, satire, universe,
Form: Prose
Famous Poets
The other day, I was visiting the home page at Poetry Soup
and noticed a picture of a guy named Willie Shakespeare
His poems are okay but I found his plays a bit hard to follow
For example: “To be or not to...Read More
Categories: no dice, poets, tribute,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member A La Mozart

Always been creative in one form or another

It's definitely what turns my crank

Sometimes I wish I could turn it off but no dice

Been blessed with this very creative mind

Which can actually be a real curse

At times I'd just like to...Read More
Categories: no dice, addiction,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Who Knew Your Forever Was
Who Knew Your Forever Was

Who knew your forever was eleven months and a day
me trying to keep you , buckets of love in each play
Girl, your sexy body was the drug I desperately needed
yet you went to ice cold as...Read More
Categories: no dice, break up, conflict, desire, girlfriend, heartbroken, leaving,
Form: Rhyme
Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau
Spent two years in a one room chateau 
Went to the pond to dip his booty
No dice – lifeguards off-duty
...Read More
Categories: no dice, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
No Blocking the Plate
It's a round ball with a wooden bat.
Take some time to swing with that.

Ninety feet will get you there, 
From the lefty box (it's square).

Toward right, straight down the path,
Did you step up to take a bubble bath?

If you're moving...Read More
Categories: no dice, analogy, baseball,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member COPLA OCHO: This Bad Guy World
COPLA OCHO: This Bad Guy World

Think you this World upholds Justice
Or stands for Principle that’s right
Fool not yourself

Everything’s in place: throw no dice
To make this World go round alright
Fool not the Self

Life’s like a never-ending film
With its patched-up plot come...Read More
Categories: no dice, life,
Form: Dramatic monologue
The Games We Play
The Games We play 

Wait stop!!! 
             “still in Neutral" 

The Games we play

We are both confused  still walking around  in circles like figure eights 

Wait...Read More
Categories: no dice, care, games, girlfriend, love, time,
Form: Verse
I Have No Time for You
I Have No Time for You

By Elton Camp

Old Dad wants to give advice
To his child, it’s “No dice”
Though he’s elderly, he still tries
But his words she does despise

“No, I don’t have time for you 
More important things I must do.
With...Read More
Categories: no dice, angst, words, dad, time, dad, time,
Form: Rhyme
Two More Minutes with Peanut
 minute poem 

Stretching, I might be four-foot-six
I've learned to fix
the wixumph jokes
of thoughtless blokes.

Some people are antriphinal -
not short on bull
"Peanut," they yell
"Who cracked your shell?

Perspecitus, 'tis a good word
When thoughts get blurred,
big terms I use;
I've a long fuse.

When...Read More
Categories: no dice, 11th grade, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Scary, Suspenseful
I grabbed my keys and stomped to the door.
I wasn’t listening to any more.
Why was he always so calm and RIGHT!!!!
I’d rather be out in the stormy night.
He spoke to me as I started to go.
“You can’t trust that car...Read More
Categories: no dice, adventure, imagination, husband, car, husband, me, storm,
Form: Rhyme
Embarrassment at the Big Box Store
Embarrassment at the Big Box Store

By Elton Camp

Sue was checking out at the crowded store
Then occurred something that she did abhor

Although the checker tried to do it twice,
A bar code just wouldn’t scan—no dice

So, loudly over the store’s public address
The...Read More
Categories: no dice, funny,
Form: Rhyme
No Dice
Yankees couldn’t pull it off
Although, of course, they tried.
It may take time until our
Disappointment will subside.

The Tigers played a better game;
Their pitching reigned supreme.
Yet watching all those chances blown
Just made me want to scream.

If A-Rod only got a hit
One time,...Read More
Categories: no dice, sports, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member IT AIN'T MY FAULT
I been havin' a real bad day.
Nothin's gone right and my skies are grey.

I usually am quite chipper and kind.
Not a more generous soul will you find.

But today if it could it just happened to me.
I want to just quit,...Read More
Categories: no dice, angst, faith, inspirational, people, bible, bible, me,
Form: Couplet