Oh, my gosh, I’m freaking and feel such dread.
What the hay is this nonsense on my head?
I can’t go to work, can't enter the office!
I will be seen, visible to peers and bosses,
be the fool who provided entertainment gossip.
God, please, send help, I am stress-nauseous.
I do not care about appearing faultless,
but I'd rather errantly tuck a dress in my hose
and walk through the office cluelessly exposed
than have everyone think this is what I choose.
I wonder if I should call in with a case of ugly,
hire someone to gently, but effectively mug me?
Perhaps I'll get pulled and cuffed on the roadside
for publicly exposing the ugliest hair ever dyed.
Shame a wig class wasn't at business school:
"How to Avoid Looking Like the Office Fool."
I look like a horrified, horror movie hostess.
Even my own mirror is refusing to focus.
Here I am, paler than even fresh new snow,
with midnight black hair grooving to and fro.
My very first dye and, oh my, I could just die!
Box said ‘brown’, now I'm so down, I might cry.
Universe, please – send a natural disaster,
nothing fatal, it's just one repair day I’m after.
Categories:
nauseous, color, cry, fear, giggle,
Form: Other
We now have six people with absolute power.
Is this really a victory or just our darkest hour?
Our God given free will is no longer in play.
Fifty years of progress has been lost to us this day.
Our laws can be changed behind a locked private door.
I guess the power of the people, and their vote is no more.
A new era is upon us, reorientation has begun.
Forget about your ballots, that’s all over and done.
What comes next, the chicken or the egg?
They are not going to stop with just an arm or a leg.
Their righteous morality on us they will force.
The next abomination will be Gay rights of course.
What color is your skin, do you think you are free?
They can put you in shackles, if that’s where they want you to be.
It's now the power of the kitchen, the closet and slave.
So much for our future, we’re headed back to the cave.
Categories:
nauseous, betrayal,
Form: Couplet
The virility of the virus has made the world sick
Categories:
nauseous, 10th grade,
Form: Monoku
onions
garlic
fine white win
butternut
squash
quince and mince
leek
scallops
clotted cream
turkey stuffed
pastry puffed
chives give hives
people gaseous
pissed
nauseous
happy holidays to all
Categories:
nauseous, christmas, funny,
Form: Rhyme
I have this nauseous feeling inside
That I'm not good enough
Though secret admirers flock
I've never seen one true enough
To capture my heart
The one that will help me
rewind all the pretenses I have
Against love
Cause I've never had it happen
I'm an analytical type of person
You have to show me that
Love really works
Form a hypothesis
From step one to the end
Make me tremble
Make me give in
Cause I've never had
The ohhs and the ahhs
Guys get sad when they hear this
But none are doing anything
To fix this little error
You see i'm far to pretty
to be alone
Yet my heart's so frozen
I could never find the one
I'm left to console myself
Categories:
nauseous, life, love, me, me,
Form: Free verse