Dog Naughty Poems

bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories



AP: Honorable Mention 2025
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she sneaks in bathroom 
steals toilet paper from trash 
leaves it in hallway...

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Owner questions dog
Dog hangs head and runs away
Owner shakes her head


February 16, 2021...

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Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo
Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo
Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung
In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss
Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross
Scratching terthy cangs...

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Brady was the naughtiest puppy in the whole city.
     At night such a baby, during the day sassy and witty.
He had...

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The Naughty Little Puppy

She's lucky she is cute!
All day long she's chewing things.
I've yelled so much I'm mute, 
still she's chasing kids on bikes.
She's lucky...

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I met you in my garden
I introduced me as Buffy
How glad I met you
Since I don’t know what to do….

I prefer that you are my...

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A jiggling rush of energy
Wags along our messed-up stair
As Lullie huffs with a naughty glee,
To cause mayhem beyond compare!

My dachshund begs to play tag -game
With...

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The long dark winter had expired 
And spring with its vibrant colors was here
I was enticed by the great beauty of the outside
And planned to...

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~~~A little Bit Of Sin~~~~

Where do I begin because, it could be the wrong thing to do?
But who's to say it is? Not me, so...

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There was a naughty girl
And a naughty girl was she
For nothing she would do
But sit all alone and worry
She hadn’t
Any money
She definitely
Wasn’t funny
She was
Just a...

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