Aditi Mishra Poet Vogon Poetry

Bubblahoot's Naughty Hoodlecuttu

Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo
Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo
Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung
In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss
Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross
Scratching terthy cangs of drigglyfrock
Zinging away buggly condrax chucrock

Trouble drouble lumps of quundoo drip
Chonky tinkhiss phantals gotsog flip
Naughty Hoodlecuttu blurglur changqa
Doodle goodle cups of hot pot fangqa

Weary treary shall I picksert quartee you
Or my nimbla golta rasdinga suits two 
Gobberwarts of gargle entralunk hunfdy 
Bhronking daddan goodbye fat wunfsy!

*Written by a really sad emotional Vogon dog owner when his Bubblahoot vayvaycrootooed.*

May 23, 2020
Vogon Poetry (really bad poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Team PoetrySoup

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Gary Radice September 18, 2020 at 2:52 AM Who needs Lassie when there's Hoodlecuttu?..although I'm not sure that was his name, breed or the word to describe exactly what he was. :) It doesn't matter though even if I am barking up the wrong gobberwarts. Congratulations Aditi on your placing in Poetry Soup's weirdest competition to date.

Eve Roper September 17, 2020 at 7:19 PM Aditi, Congrats on your wonderful win :) <3 Hugs Eve..

Line Gauthier September 17, 2020 at 5:06 PM Congrats, Aditi ~

John Watt September 17, 2020 at 1:17 PM Aditi, I loved re-reading your inventive words and whimsical tale of the missing Bubblahoot today. Your creativity knows no boundaries, my friend. Congrats on your honorable placement in the Vogon contest. Blessings ~ John

Krish Radhakrishna May 24, 2020 at 10:57 AM You are brave to attempt it and in the process you have a winning poem! Well done though I don’t have any idea what it is about! Aditi Mishra May 24, 2020 at 12:13 PM Don't know about that Krish but writing it was fun and reading it leaves me on a lighter note. In fact, all the Vogon poems I have read here seem amusing to me when read. You should give it a try!

Caren Krutsinger May 24, 2020 at 4:53 AM This is a really great Vogon, and they are not easy to write, but lots of fun to write! Aditi Mishra May 24, 2020 at 5:36 AM Thanks Caren! I believe it is horrible then and I agree it was fun framing the poem. :)

Jenish Somadas May 24, 2020 at 2:49 AM lol..Oh my God..I couldn't read it till the end.. Is it English?lol.. Good luck.. Aditi Mishra May 24, 2020 at 5:34 AM Lol....no I project the idea that this is Vogon gibberish. And I wonder what they think of English. You couldn't read it till the end gives me an idea that I've written it horribly at last Jenish. Haha

John Watt May 23, 2020 at 11:05 PM Aditi, this is horrible, terrible, really bad poetry (in other words, great job!) I loved your imaginative words about the poor bubblahoot in the garden. So creative! Poorly done (oops, I mean well done...) ~ John Aditi Mishra May 24, 2020 at 5:33 AM Haha I am glad you loved it. I hadn't thought about it but writing this was fun and reading it over and over is even more fun. I wonder if the Vogon race used to do it often. The horrible gibberish words seem amusing when I read more about this form. So now I can manage to write horrible poetry too, thanks to them. Lol

Andrea Dietrich May 23, 2020 at 8:42 PM I don't get this stuff at all. I think I need to google something. anyway wanted to tell you thanks for seeing so many of my poems and wish I had time to see more of yours. Let me find at least one that I can understand. haha Aditi Mishra May 23, 2020 at 9:00 PM I got to know about this stuff recently then googled it. Can't say much about the way it is written but the background story is quite amusing so I thought of giving it a try for fun and I must say it was. Btw I love your poems every time I read them. Keep writing Andrea :)