Funny Natural Disasters Poems
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Get gone, OmicronJust when life was getting back to normal.
We get smacked with another load of bull.
It dragged us in with strong magnetic pull.
Removing...
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natural disasters, change, culture, funny, humanity,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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natural disasters, 12th grade, character, hope,
LockdownI know everyone is struggling right now and we're all just trying to make it through
I've always been antisocial but lockdown has made me...
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natural disasters, emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,
First Day Of LockdownFirst day of lockdown
I was enjoying everything
Had a healthy breakfast after that
Watched tv ,played on line chess
Had a good nap to...
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natural disasters, anxiety, family, friend, funny,
The Calling
The Calling
Hear the angels sing!
(Glorious trumpets...
start low in the distance,
and gain in ever-increasing volumes...
souls, voices...)
Here the angels sing!
(Racing across the heavens...
in and...
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natural disasters, abortion, allah, america, bible,
SlippingSlipping
What is expected
from perfection?
Do your best,
and none can find fault.
The level of your challenge,
needs to be higher,
than your attainable goal.
Help others rise...
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natural disasters, america, angel, community, history,
DisarrayIs my room in such disarray
That I'm not even seeing straight?
Are those dust bunnies wearing candy wrappers as hats?
Their building an army, I'm under...
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crazy, funny, natural disasters,
The Never SongNever stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...
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natural disasters, animal, funny, hilarious, natural
If a Tortoise, If a TurtleDedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley
If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west,...
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natural disasters, animal, destiny, funny, health,
the size of my earsit appears
with the passing
of the years
that the pouring out
of my tears
seems to grow
in proportion
to the size
and hair of...
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natural disasters, age, funny, growth, life,
Sitting happySitting happy in my bathtub
Sailing my boat
In still waters
between and around my kneecaps
When you stepped in
and capsized
me
...
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natural disasters, first love, funny, happiness,
Pinch An EarO help me! I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup
Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just...
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natural disasters, autumn, endurance, funny love,
EarthquakeThose were moments indeed very opaque
In my office room beside the green lake
Although I felt an uneasy headache
Yet I was engaged at the leave or...
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natural disasters, anxiety, earth, image, natural
AGING DIS-GRACEFULLY - revisedToday when passing my mirror on by I saw an image that filled me with fright
'Twas mother looking me straight in the eye — wrinkles,...
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natural disasters, age, body, change, funny,
what happens when there is no news dramaWhile the media loves Donald Trump
His mind is an acrid waste dump
He speaks from his ass
His mouth passes marsh gas
Thus he's known to us as...
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animal, funny, natural disasters,