Funny Natural Disasters Poems
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A crook brook soaked my booksToday's rain is more of a doom,
But why not just spare my own room?
You just poured in without a shame
So, who will then take this...
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natural disasters, corruption, environment, funny, natural
I Survived '75KEY - W: Will/Me - F: Friend - M: Mom
Thanksgiving week of '75, as a concurrent student earning multi-degrees from two campuses, and one off....
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natural disasters, 9th grade, angel, boy,
BellsThe Hawaiian church, our Hawaiian church that made our village alive,
There's Uncle Bill, still saying his spiel, and he's just a little...
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natural disasters, dedication, farewell, longing, love,
Get Gone, OmicronJust when life was getting back to normal.
We get smacked with another load of bull.
It dragged us in with strong magnetic pull.
Removing...
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natural disasters, change, culture, funny, humanity,
LockdownI know everyone is struggling right now and we're all just trying to make it through
I've always been antisocial but lockdown has made me...
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natural disasters, emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,
First Day of LockdownFirst day of lockdown
I was enjoying everything
Had a healthy breakfast after that
Watched tv ,played on line chess
Had a good nap to...
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natural disasters, anxiety, family, friend, funny,
DisarrayIs my room in such disarray
That I'm not even seeing straight?
Are those dust bunnies wearing candy wrappers as hats?
Their building an army, I'm under...
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crazy, funny, natural disasters,
The Never SongNever stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...
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natural disasters, animal, funny, hilarious, natural
If a Tortoise, If a TurtleDedicated to my favourite poet - Shelley
If a tortoise, if a turtle
You are never going to hurtle
Witness how your limbs are placed
Splayed east to west,...
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natural disasters, animal, destiny, funny, health,
Death of the DinosaursThe day the asteroid arrived the dinosaurs were playing,
With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying.
Young Betty Brontosaurus was renowned...
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natural disasters, fun, funny, hilarious, history,
The Size of My Earsit appears
with the passing
of the years
that the pouring out
of my tears
seems to grow
in proportion
to the size
and hair of...
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natural disasters, age, funny, growth, life,
Sitting HappySitting happy in my bathtub
Sailing my boat
In still waters
between and around my kneecaps
When you stepped in
and capsized
me...
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natural disasters, first love, funny, happiness,
Pinch An EarO help me! I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup
Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just...
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natural disasters, autumn, endurance, funny love,
EarthquakeThose were moments indeed very opaque
In my office room beside the green lake
Although I felt an uneasy headache
Yet I was engaged at the leave or...
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natural disasters, anxiety, earth, image, natural
Aging Dis-Gracefully - RevisedToday when passing my mirror on by
I saw an image that filled me with fright
'Twas mother looking me straight in the eye —
Wrinkles, grey hair...
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natural disasters, age, body, change, funny,