Funny Mystery Poems

at a patio table
sat a pangolin and penguin
    pondering

and there they pursued
under a parasol
    perusing

diving with questions
delving for answers

they...

Read More

A sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
...

Read More

Life without money 
Very boring and funny 
But educative
No company to commune with
Solitude your best friend
Constantly reminiscing and relearning.

A broke man, a lonely man
Bitter many...

Read More

One day I sat next to an Old Man.  He looked at me and asked if I knew who he was? I told him...

Read More

Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.

To be a proper witches cat 
She really must aspire,
But...

Read More

Dressed in Halloween disguise 
We battle the pumpkin flies 
Teeth sharp like our nails 
Smiles tell such fake tales 
We seek a mortal blood prize...

Read More

Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the...

Read More

Madam Kalla was a witch
She was tall and slim
Lived unnoticed, inch by inch
In an old house in Tallinn
She lived at Vana-Viru, 10
Nearby the little square
Ladies...

Read More

Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Why do you run 
Dont get grass and then you rush
Don't you love your father 
Don't you...

Read More

I can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...

Read More

Dear Curious Youth

And inquisitive Sleuth

I present to you a quandary


A baffling report    

An enigma of sort

Whenever I do my laundry


It’s quite odd...

Read More

Delusional

We share the same
Birthday!

Wahoo!!!

But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.

Thank God.

-Gray Squirrel

03-13-2024...

Read More

From the unravelled and now exposed mystery 
Tales of leafy Nottinghamshire
And the dusty tatty books of  it's long history
Comes a tale 
You'd think it...

Read More

Funny how I went from the energetic Young Man 
Always eager to be seen and heard
To the same energetic Young Man
Who now cares less about...

Read More

found atop her head
the disappearing glasses~
a mystery solved...

Read More