Funny Mystery Poems

I can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...

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Dear Curious Youth

And inquisitive Sleuth

I present to you a quandary


A baffling report    

An enigma of sort

Whenever I do my laundry


It’s quite odd...

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Delusional

We share the same
Birthday!

Wahoo!!!

But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.

Thank God.

-Gray Squirrel

03-13-2024...

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From the unravelled and now exposed mystery 
Tales of leafy Nottinghamshire
And the dusty tatty books of  it's long history
Comes a tale 
You'd think it...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
Doing a trick can sometimes be tragic. 
The bird sang the wrong song,
The rabbit was long gone.
When...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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woodland wild conceals the sasquatch
wire-fur man, to hunters, a scarce watch
runaround trails remains the sassy catch
if only, if only... but bigfoot strides quick
wondering if found,...

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Funny how I went from the energetic Young Man 
Always eager to be seen and heard
To the same energetic Young Man
Who now cares less about...

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I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

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found atop her head
the disappearing glasses~
a mystery solved...

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Take this pizza to Madura
                    ...

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Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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Do we break the mirror of life,                  ...

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