Lil mama in a Q50 infinity
Known to handle drama
Pulls up any vicinity
know a broad in a Amg
we hit the drive through theater
And we blow on trees
I know a hottie in a Beamer
She fiends for the d
Trying to have my baby
in a swooped up m3
Another shorty in a Tesla
Always smoking gas
Pulls up just to charge up
We loving in the back
Now I’m in a jag
This chick loves to brag
Ratchet ass hell
She ain’t got no class
Mama in a v dub
Fly mamasita
Use to be my dealer
Now she on flea
Cruising in a cooper
I’m with a fine cougar
Taught me a couple lessons
I call her my tutor
Freaky ass shorty in a
Honda accord
Open 24 she use to take me to store
If you see me in a corvette
You know she a war vet
Every time she pulls up
She meets me at my door step
I’m in a nine eleven
Clutching on her thighs
Mashing like the dash board
She texting with her man
Big body hellcat
But shorty was petite
Lets me take the steering wheel
While she gets in fleek
Lifted I’m in a tundra
A dike mutha lover
She pulls on all the females
I’m with her in the summer
Categories:
mutha, car, funny love, hip
Form: Verse
The man,
the actor, Will Smith,
turned himself
into a verb
with one stinging
"heard-around-the-world" slap
across Chris Rock's face
at the Oscar ceremony.
Whether he likes it
or not, he's now
a guaranteed verb,
at least in the eyes
of household-name rappers.
Some were Oscar attendees
Some were viewers.
Many watching from home
Quickly grabbed paper and pen;
They live for such moments.
I can see the rap lyrics now...
"Black on black, like Smith against Rock"
"Word to mutha, I'mma Will Smith the competition!"
"I done Smithed them wack MCs"
Oh, it's coming, believe me.
But from whom? Who will be first?
Drake?
Wiz Khalifa?
Eminem?
Perhaps Cardi B? Hey, you never know!
Stay tuned....
Assuming you're into hip Hop.
Date written: 04/08/2022
Categories:
mutha, celebrity, humor,
Form: Light Verse
"MARIE'S SECURITY BLANKET"
I told her she was
confused. I told
her she thought
she was black.
I told her she
lived like she was
black.
I told her she made
sounds, talked and
mimicked black
mannerisms.
she got mad at me
and in today’s
fight; she said
she didn’t want me
around her people
because they would
see just how I’d act.
“my people,”
defines:
“from those whom I
come, belong
socially or ethnically,
have much in common
or do similar things
alike!”
she told me I was
wrong.
she screamed at me,
returning the
communication
skills as she had
been taught by all
those that were
colored:
“you is a MUTHA-
F??KA who best
believe I am on
some real s??t up
in DIS B??CH.”
well now that I
know that,
I guess I must’ve
been mistaken.
by: Chicano Eddie
3.15.19
Categories:
mutha, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
Form: Free verse
Love you know you got my heart.
We drive around till dawn never touch a single bar,
niggas wanna get withcha cause your such a sexy broad
but you got eyes for one man and hes the luckiest of all
my sister my nigga my best of all friend ace of spades
every fight you gotta plan every night you turn to day
like sunshine burstin out the bottle you the badass i know
got my back got my front S%*t we gotta go
like boom pow the whole world goes wow
when you walk into a room all the eyes be on you
Dont trick we know its true
all these mutha F**kers wanna be you
Categories:
mutha, dedication,
Form: Free verse
It’s so hard to start
It’s so hard to finish
It feels as if all that you've accomplished will someday be diminished
And it won’t matter if you become somebody some day
Because someone will easily take your place
Steal your ideas
And make a living off you, THEIR way
It’s sad but true
Every mutha f**ka
Will take a piece of your mind
and will somehow ultimately f**k you
not physically but mentally
making you think
you’re not one of a kind
their getting all the fame
while everyone leaves you behind
leaving you to feel like a failure
people telling you to talk to God,
he’ll have the answer
I pray, looking up at the ceiling
Hoping he’ll will give me a reason….
To keep going on with my life and my ideas
But all I’m left with are clones of my feelings
Washed up on canvases with some else’s fake veneers
Categories:
mutha, angst, art, business, christian,
Form: Rhyme
I am a native criminal artistic creative poet/
against all odds a convict of christ in society, I must not stay below it/
This is my time 2 shine people, da tattooed face over society I must out grow it/
I show no love for those who show none for me/
I just most recently been incarcerated so my objective is 2 remain free/
But it hard for a mutha ****in strrugglin addict half breed/
I struggle wit my own DUALITY, because my whole life revolves around 2 BE OR NOT 2 BE/ Im a educated Hustler starting back from scratch once again/
**** my families help especially my soul called friendz/
Prison I want to say NEVER AGAIN/ But Still Im a self made huslter/
Still a type 2 give a **** mutha ****er/
I show respect and loyalty I live by the Code, I keep my eyes open, ears alert and mouth shut/
I gots to give a ****/
same thing everyday is where im stuck/
I live by the code of silence/A man of peace so its a last resort to violence/
this my poetry now I slowly pile it....
Categories:
mutha, imagination, life, native american,
Form: Concrete
I want to scream but I dont,
I want to cry but I wont.
I want to be happy and smile,
but I just sit here with sadness for a while.
I know if I hold in my tears it would be worse,
but I'll hold it in with all my force.
I want to take my anger out but I stay quiet,
I want 2 throw things and start my own riot.
My passion is music and writing,
instead of throwing things crying or fighting.
Maybe ill show my tears, just maybe,
NO! Im a strong woman not a baby.
You ALL hurt me but I'll show no fear,
by the time you know it ima be gone forever, not just for 1 year.
I cant show you that im sad,
I cant give you that pleasure,
but its hard to hold this all in with all this pressure.
KARMA will get you for all the pain,
I will LAUGH once you hold your head down for all your shame.
Holding my tears back has coused ANGER & HATE,
but you would NEVER make it up,
its to mutha fuking late.
I will show you my AGONY, PAIN, and ANGER
and you would ask me "why?"
Its because
you didnt...... LET ME CRY
Categories:
mutha, sympathyme, anger, me,
Form: Rhyme
I hate to say it
but most men and women
Are all the same?
they have games they try to play
when they get done the same way
they want to get mad
how sad when karma comes
payback is a mutha
Why do we do the things we do?
why we can't change our ways
all cheating does is lead to wrong things
first you get caught up
both men and women
then you get some type of STD
or you try to find something
to blame the person
whose being faithful for your wrong
have them thinking
its their fault
In life we've learned our lessons
Its amazing how life blossoms out
We trod down the paths
We really didn't have to take
you call it a mistake
I call it a game you tried to play
Now that you're caught up in your acts
It’s a fact you're the one who will
be running back
Men and women of this world what have we gone to
Don't make your life a living ****
One thing you do to the other
someone can do you the same
and it can be the one you truly love
think about it
Categories:
mutha, confusion, life, love, people,
Form: Didactic