My wife is a piece of junk
I think she is just a punk
Shes a freaking munk
She wont fight
But she will bite
Shes so dang disgusting
and she does so much cussing
I hate that weirdo
She always wheres a stupid bow
She thinks shes pretty bold
The funny thing is, shes only 5 years old
It started with a drink I drank till drunk
when I started to wonder if I'd blink till blunk.
As I opened my eyes in a stink I stunk
and I started to think and thank till thunk.
Life beginning to sink, it sank till sunk.
I was feeling the fink; a fank with funk.
With my money going clink and clank till clunk,
I was poor to a plink of a plank gone plunk.
When I thought of a link I had linked till lunk,
come as fast as a mink of a mink gone munk.
And I started to write in an ink gone unk,
just to write down a story in the pink gone punk.
Then I started to slink and slank till slunk,
all from writing a story of kink and kunk.
Just afraid of an ending that I'd flink and flunk
as if out on the rink to rank my runk.
All to make me a trink of a trank to trunk.
I was rich in a prink of a prank gone prunk.
I'm tired of people saying that soups only for the poor
I have tons of money just lying on the floor
Sometimes I come home to a nice bowl of soup
Even though I'm considered in the "Rich group"
If I have a bowl and a spoon
I'm out eating soup under the moon
And guess what, I ain't no hobo
Neither am I a homo
When I eat soup, I feel like I'm in love
I even gave it to my fat stupid dove
See anyone can eat soup man
Not like the rich can't eat it, it's not banned
I'll kill someone for a can of that soupy delight
heck, I might even tonight
Well I guess I've made my point
So calm down and go smoke a joint
Because soups also for the rich punks
I ain't no munk
Go get yourself something to eat
Maybe a hamburger or some other type of meat.
least of all
the smallest munk
under the rock
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