the pig went meow
then a woof from a cow
the chicken went moo
an oink from a sheep too
the dog went neigh
the cat’s baa was okay
a cluck from the bull
and wow the barn was full
a cacophony of calls
were heard that night
from the animal’s impressions
at the farm open mic
Modern nonsense poems by Clive Culverhouse
The whitish bird,
Soon in the midst of a herd:
One, two and, soon, a third ….
Partly there to supervise their curd,
Fractionally, to catch their navigating word;
Sometimes around pacing like their king,
While their “moos” in its ears ring.
But chiefly the Egret is visiting a dining table,
Of which a reaching it is capable:
Easily, a pecking pouncing on the parasites.
That their dung-smeared bodies have chosen as sites.
At this, forever,
The ingeniously clever,
Neat-looking Cattle Egret,
Doesn’t an unhygienic meal regret.
Here's a humorous fact about moo cows
They moo in an accent from the region they chow
Mind blowing if true
Dug it up just for you
Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit it allows!
Here's a humorous fact about moo cows
They moo in an accent from the region they chow
Mind blowing if true
Dug it up just for you
Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit allows!
An overweight lollipop in a heavy winter coat can shiver even on the most warmest of days. For shivers shimmer shaken soldiering shakers and therefore a logical partridge cannot be ignored at lunch. Seal spoke of truth to a wry smiling beach stone whose obligations was to wash the welks over and over in the tide. And all the while the atmospheric of the silken tulips were swaying in the fashion accustomed to. Timely tulips tapping training trees. And still the wobble of the wing from the lawnmower droned in the night air akin to a rotating scarf of a building. How fashionable it is to peel a pea then? Now all leap. Good. Ha a little bit of a bacon sandwich is saying hello to an egg and a slice of bread. Ha ha the silver dish is waving to the ninety thousand foot vase. Xxxxx coincidentally z z z z
Seventy two millimetres of giant oink isn't a mild fashion statement. It is a hook and curve with two crevasses. A creche in a canyon jump is a dramatic effort of tree construction. A limpet lump can bring much luck to a tulip who smiles in a breezy field. Whilst free forming a piece of pie is mostly equivalent to a large vibrating fridge freezer whose legs whirl in a tinted air of colony. Oh look a basting vest. Vehicular movements. Peak of a partridge beak. Yellow yachtsman yapping yeast. Directional orbital flow. Flights of officialdom. Narrowed in broths. Fashion a fish favourably as it is driving a lorry. *** ha and eat 600 portions of porridge with one hand and electric toast with your foot. *** hahahaha *** manifestation ***
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