Funny Moon Poems

(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)

MOON ON A SPOON 

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Oh ? Really ! 
you ballyhoo...

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The night falls, a darkened sky,
Stars glitter at me… every second, every time.
From the eastern side of my island, we see an eye—
A bright, round,...

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I
      can fly.
        When you sing,
            it...

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    so

a possum who wanted to be
not a possum but a wallaby

    but 

a wallaby who wanted to be
a...

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a dog and a frog
who stood on a spoon
and went round the town
in their dressing gown

said the dog to the frog
oh lets spoon to the...

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The moon being long heroic tonight 
     and somehow empamper 
    and duped and chopped and patted and...

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I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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the Buzz, Collins, Armstrong, applause.
first man, there were three
earthlings who were projected into space.
crowded, not of this world
of celebration and glory.
before lights flashing, attention-demanding.
mission impossible,...

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I had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.

I...

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I’m going to turn a new green leaf
No more Ms follow the rules
I’m going to be a woman so naughty
That lights the eyes of guys...

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#moon in Scorpio... 
As a result,
poesie naturally gravitated
toward intimate situations
that allowed her free reign 
to openly express herself. 

After I gave her psychoanalysis
I found her...

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Windows open wide in the middle of the night,
inhaling the brisk air, soaking up some moon light.
It's cracks and craters were calling to me,
so I...

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Tonight's a full moon
And I'll stop and I'll swoon
When I see that big ball of white
'Cuz it's that time once again
To come out of my...

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it happened during a strange confusion of reality
when the full moon howled at the wolf
if the wolf suspected interdimensional transference
it cleverly didn’t let on, just...

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Now for some good news,
that we might have missed.
It ain't no riot or pandemic,
so maybe didn't make your list.

For the first time in history,
a commercial...

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