Cat Monorhyme Poems

Calico cat was curiously itty bitty
She had moved to Iowa from New York City
Taking a liking to her was a dog named Smitty
She was playful...

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My neighbor lady, Treena, has a 'thing' for cats
Says they keep her home free of mice and rats
She pets their heads and their butts, she...

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Gum wrapper here, discarded box there
Acute cleanliness not in the air
Her name was Tag, his name was Jer
They were the perfect hoarder pair

Floating in the...

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Insects and mice, beware, beware!
Black-footed big cat is inside that lair
She will gobble you up without a care
I smell her scent in the autumn air...

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Rolly poly foley kitty cat
Ate a sandwich with a fried-up rat
Coughed up a bit on my welcome mat
Because he did not want to get totally...

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I put hot pink pajamas on my cat Scat.
She twists her tail, for she knows where she’s at
A sassy, brassy, classy, ritzy, ditzy, diamond cat.
worth...

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I am balancing myself on my dog, who is built solidly.
He does not flinch, holds steady, my wolf dog, Lee.
A purple giraffe is watching, and...

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Balancing cat could balance three things on his head.
He was a creature of habit, and so aptly suitablly fed.
I don’t know what he is doing,...

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"The beauty you see in me 
--is a reflection of you" :-)

I want you to cut out
a paper heart, of any hue

Doesn't matter if you're...

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   Mysogynous Mouse
  
      espied a cat in the house
 
      ...

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Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at
She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat.
Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a...

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Angry City Cat Netta was perpetually mad
Always irritated, bold, big and bad.
I want to change her said her boyfriend Chad.
He ended up raising a litter...

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Laara was a lady of fat,                   ...

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Ridiculously responsible refined Rutherford Cat
Responded remarkably easy to the rat that sat
Willing him to record his refined pitter pat splat

We saw it ourselves, me and...

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Gangsta cat was a trigger ready guy
He would do whatever to make men cry
When they reached him they gave a sigh
Wondered if it would be...

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