Cat Monorhyme Poems

   Mysogynous Mouse
  
      espied a cat in the house
 
      ...

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Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at
She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat.
Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a...

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Angry City Cat Netta was perpetually mad
Always irritated, bold, big and bad.
I want to change her said her boyfriend Chad.
He ended up raising a litter...

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Laara was a lady of fat,                   ...

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Ridiculously responsible refined Rutherford Cat
Responded remarkably easy to the rat that sat
Willing him to record his refined pitter pat splat

We saw it ourselves, me and...

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Gangsta cat was a trigger ready guy
He would do whatever to make men cry
When they reached him they gave a sigh
Wondered if it would be...

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“Every wall that would entrap me has a door that would free me. And I languish because the fear of freedom often leaves me preferring...

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Cat eyed insect popped out of the garden today
I saw the yellow in its eyes staring at me in a way
Big blink and then the...

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Wild wily witchy cat sat on a spell book, looking phat.
We gave him a wide berth for he is a professional pitter pat.
And you don’t...

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Hallows Eve Cat with the large lunar yellow eyes.
They glitter like diamonds, which is a big surprise.
I watch you trick-or-treating from my place in the...

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Steampunk cat gentleman was dressed up at nine.
Dapper, distinguished, handsome, in every way fine.
You would make a fine date for any feline.
Said my aunt Tootsie,...

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Mercat was in the deepest of the deep blue sea
The eighth sea if you ask the likes of Pirate Lee
When she found a mirror that...

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Fire captain cat is super calm and cool
Furry as all get out, an unspoken rule
For we reside in a town called Cats all Drool
Last night...

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There’s a tabby ally cat
And a very scabby rat
And a vampire bat
And a very hungry gnat
And a horrid little brat
And they lived in a flat
Where...

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Kitty wanted to intimidate someone today
She put on a Grinch costume and wandered away
Gave us a strut, a wiggle and a sashay
Trying her best to...

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