She Has a Thing for Cats

My neighbor lady, Treena, has a 'thing' for cats Says they keep her home free of mice and rats She pets their heads and their butts, she pats when some of the snippy felines get into spats She shares her loveseat with all her furry friends On tasty cat food, a huge amount she spends Three smelly kitty litter boxes often offends the noses of her suitors, her visiting boyfriends Treena took some offense at a certain politician who has dissed cat ladies in his own admission She won't vote for him in vice president position and signed it "Cat Ladies Against Vance' petition So, there she sits with blue clogs upon her feet Content with saying, "My life feels so complete." When the cats all meow, begging her for a treat She gives them a pinch of catnip instead of meat Her home is filled with lots of scratching posts and there's not one cat that she loves the most If they could speak of Treena, they would boast, about their kind human and drink to her a toast