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Premium Member Monkeying Around

At the fair, they’d beckon us in, tell us that we’d see a girl become a gorilla. They’d chant, “Girl, girl, girl, girlilla, gorilla…”

Monkeying Around

gorillas dressed in leopard suits, climbing
the so-called “ladder of success”

hopping onto
tiger-rings of oak

they may be gorillas
but to each other, they’re monkeys

kids in monkey suits
paid in daily rocks

white-collar players
sans elevator music

back in time
trinkets laid out on twin beds

muzak orchestra plays
as we shop

or we scrawl up a menu
making sure the sister’s choice

is the special
always a crazy conglomeration

we were never mean
we just laughed as the other

threw the pillow
and it landed on the flame

oops
you can recoup

if that happens in virtual reality
or stop the action

before a catastrophe happens
no wonder parents like

their kids
to sit still

i tried dressing in a leopard suit
but i’m too old to climb the ladder

yesteryear, i was paid in “Parcheesi”
today’s chromecast: “Say cheese”

returning to the present
i tap the gorilla on the shoulder

“Stop monkeying around,” I say,
“Throw your grandma a great big kiss.”

Premium Member Monkeying Around

Great-Dancing Monkey

Funky
monkey

Not Ben and Jerry’s!

Chunky
Monkey

Servant Baboon

Monkey
flunky

Monkey in Chains

Clunky 
Monkey

Too Long Near Skunk Cage

Skunky
monkey

Monkey Tree Lover

Hanger
Langur

Foreman of Monkey Brigade

Langer
Ganger

When Monkeys Want to Eat like Humans

Baboons 
grab spoons

Stolen by Renegade Baboons

Baboons
nab prunes

Jan. 18, 2023
for Brian Strand No 1172 Poetry Contest

Premium Member Monkeying Around

Her bulbous profile and pungent odor
That sunken chin and busy motor
A tremulous scowl crosses her flaring lips
From her cup rum she gulps, while others sip

Her mouth opens wide in a hideous grin
Displays shocking tooth decay within
Some teeth rotten; others chipped
Best she keeps her lips tightly zipped

Abruptly she emits a belch and a fart
As she starts steering her grocery cart
Wildly it careens, as customers swoon
Wuddya expect from a drunken baboon


Monkeying Manifestation Moving Moos

Seventy two millimetres of giant oink isn't a mild fashion statement. It is a hook and curve with two crevasses. A creche in a canyon jump is a dramatic effort of tree construction. A limpet lump can bring much luck to a tulip who smiles in a breezy field. Whilst free forming a piece of pie is mostly equivalent to a large vibrating fridge freezer whose legs whirl in a tinted air of colony. Oh look a basting vest. Vehicular movements. Peak of a partridge beak. Yellow yachtsman yapping yeast. Directional orbital flow. Flights of officialdom. Narrowed in broths. Fashion a fish favourably as it is driving a lorry. *** ha and eat 600 portions of porridge with one hand and electric toast with your foot. *** hahahaha *** manifestation ***

Premium Member Monkeying Around

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.

Monkeying Around

Monkeying Around...                       

                     Be careful
                              when you online date                                                      
                                 'cause you could
                                       wind up                                                                              
                                   with a primate !   



 
                           Copyright McCuen 2009


Monkeying and Horsing Around

Absorb what you observe as quite absurd,
have fun with wacky wit that's seldom heard.

       For instance, watch a shrieking monkey
           monkey with a monkey wrench,
               or a horse as it hoarsely horses
                   around with a horseshoe on a bench;

       you'll find that, neighing hoarsely,
           the monkey will horse around the bench
               as noisily as a shrieking shod horse
                   monkeying with a wrench;

       or hear a dog doggedly bark
           at dog-eared books about cats,
               or see some turtles crane their necks
                   like cool giraffes wearing straw hats;

       in time, the dog will learn to meow,
           to stretch its neck, to wear some hats,
               as turtles try to bark and read books
                   about giraffish dogs and cats.

Observe you've just absorbed something absurd,
some wacky words are better read than heard.

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