Halloween Men Poems

Jarvis was a goner the second he saw her bouncy hair
She recognized this and reeled him right into her lair
Her amber eyes gave him the...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I

One, two,
Don’t open the door.
Three, four,
He’s looking for you.

Five, six,
It’s the perfect bait,
Seven, eight,
Where blood and tears mix.

Nine, ten,
Beware! For you may lose yourself.
Eleven, twelve,
He’s...

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Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.
But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?"
I used...

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It was Halloween night
Joe took a ride to town
He looked in his mirror
Joe began to frown

Something was right behind him
What he was seeing, couldn't be
Figured...

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St. Peter told the devil
It was not appropriate guise,
Perhaps he should dress like the others,
In costumes of men who were wise.

The wise men nodded and...

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There once was a naughty girl from L.A.
On Halloween she put on a display
She got dressed as a cell phone
Her push buttons made men groan
And...

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a mystery in the forums
and you have no clue
what has he done?
has he done to you?

just play along and realise its me
I'll pull...

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