Text Me ;)

There once was a naughty girl from L.A.
On Halloween she put on a display
She got dressed as a cell phone
Her push buttons made men groan
And she led many men far astray.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/29/2010 3:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Deborah in Irma's "Halloween Costume Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/26/2010 2:53:00 PM
Congrats Debbie on your big win in Irma's cool contest with this rare beauty entry luv.. enjoy this win with luv..my friend..
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Date: 11/26/2010 1:33:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Deb
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Date: 11/26/2010 1:26:00 PM
lol, too funny, congrats on the win!
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Date: 11/26/2010 9:37:00 AM
haha, alluring Limerick Deborah. Congrats on your win >> James
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Date: 11/26/2010 8:21:00 AM
Congratulations Deborah on your witty limerick and win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/26/2010 3:32:00 AM
hahah. I sure can imagine. many congratulations for this win.
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Date: 11/25/2010 10:13:00 PM
Debrah,CONGRATULATIONA! and Sorry for judging my contest late. Once again I love the taste of my # 1-10 placements. Enjoyed the thought and smiles. Thanks so much for my contest entry, have your self a wonderful & bessed holiday~luv* SKAT
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Date: 10/20/2010 11:45:00 PM
Hahaha nice one Deborah. I really enjoyed reading it. Best of luck with the contest. Taha
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Date: 10/11/2010 5:04:00 PM
okay got it, D.G., texting is my game., enjoyed, have a good one,...P.D.
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Date: 10/10/2010 5:43:00 PM
heeheeheee!!!
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Date: 10/8/2010 8:28:00 AM
Excellent, beautiful, so funny and amusing showing the crafts and skills of your writing perfections. Great Limerick. I have placed a new poem today & in next, two three days I am introducing a new form of Poetry on PS. Hope you would enlighten me with your valuable comments and suggestions and on its technical part. Love and best wishes always......Ravindra.....Deborah Guzzi
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Date: 10/7/2010 2:04:00 PM
this one deserves higher than a 7 ... well said: so there is a naughty side to you, great work. thanks, chuck
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Date: 10/7/2010 9:58:00 AM
Spot on Deborah. I love this one the bestest I have read yet. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/7/2010 6:25:00 AM
Cute..Another idea for a scare him to death costume...Would it work? Enjoyed ...Sara
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Date: 10/6/2010 6:32:00 PM
funny one... so naughty!!
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Date: 10/6/2010 4:51:00 PM
Headmistress, you are randy and bawdy, but I like it. It has that blue appeal of a classic limerick. Regards and love from Gerard.
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Date: 10/6/2010 3:05:00 PM
my kinda woman. jhl
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Date: 10/6/2010 2:37:00 PM
Oh fantastic entry to the contest with nice imagery, Debbie
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Date: 10/6/2010 2:00:00 PM
whoo hoo, naughty, cute limerick Deborah
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Date: 10/6/2010 1:41:00 PM
Funny write!!!! one correction 3rd line "dressed as a" I think you men...best of luck, this is original....always Michael
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