Funny May Poems

 Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pink pyjamas
Something more...

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On this majestic month of May, 
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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To Ohm it may concern,

Please volt in the upcoming electrons.  Currently Watts is sparking some interest by generating some positive juice, while Joules is...

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To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I...

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Jury Duty, such a response ability it's not
this, that is hard for me, as much as my encounter
with folks to or from their court parking...

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IN THE MONTH OF MAY
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'Tis well past the ides of May now.
The wind grows strong and wild.
It whistles past the windows, 'round the eaves.

The weather now is iffy,
Hot one...

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To all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a...

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May I Pray for You?

Five words that can change, 
everything, for you…
for me…
for us…
for the whole world, 
if we let Him. 

Why does that make...

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Gemini magic oozes from my soul
Interested in everything, I flit from one thing to another
Dressed in my butterfly disguise, I land, but fly away fast.
I...

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The Queen of the May
Each and every day
The Queen of goodness
The Queen of play.

A spirited miss who has her say.
Who lives her good in every...

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Ever take one of those psychological stress quizzes 
With one of those psychiatrist
Know-it alls?
Me neither.

Ever gonna?
Me neither.

What would be the point?
Oh, my GAWD! You should...

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Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car....

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You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you...

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