Funny May Poems
These Funny May poems are examples of May poems about Funny. These are the best examples of May Funny poems written by international poets.
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Apple said to banana
"B loves avocados more than you".
Avocados signed: "Hmm, apparently not any more.
Now, he loves his lazy bone
And lets it be his...
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Categories:
may, feelings, for him, fruit,
I believe I may be Artificially IntelligentI believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools
They...
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Categories:
may, age, growing up, humor,
How May I Help You Today?Good morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...
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may, dark, fun, humorous, silly,
May Be From Outer Space
Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pink pyjamas
Something more...
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may, space,
Raining in summerOn this majestic month of May,
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...
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Categories:
cheer up, funny, may,
Snow in the heat
The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...
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dream, funny, may, silly,
To Ohm It May Concern
To Ohm it may concern,
Please volt in the upcoming electrons. Currently Watts is sparking some interest by generating some positive juice, while Joules is...
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may, funny, light, parody,
To Whom It May ConcernTo whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I...
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may, death, eulogy, funeral, funny,
Funny Slang a Historical Record May 18 !948Jury Duty, such a response ability it's not
this, that is hard for me, as much as my encounter
with folks to or from their court parking...
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may, adventure, funny, spoken word,
In the Month of May Nursery RhymeIN THE MONTH OF MAY
...
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may, child, funny, nice,
The Ides of May'Tis well past the ides of May now.
The wind grows strong and wild.
It whistles past the windows, 'round the eaves.
The weather now is iffy,
Hot one...
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Categories:
may, seasons, weather,
To Whom It May ConcernTo all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a...
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Categories:
may, appreciation, assonance, august, feelings,
May I Pray For YouMay I Pray for You?
Five words that can change,
everything, for you…
for me…
for us…
for the whole world,
if we let Him.
Why does that make...
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Categories:
may, allah, america, angel, child
What a Gemini DoesGemini magic oozes from my soul
Interested in everything, I flit from one thing to another
Dressed in my butterfly disguise, I land, but fly away fast.
I...
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Categories:
may, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Queen of the MayThe Queen of the May
Each and every day
The Queen of goodness
The Queen of play.
A spirited miss who has her say.
Who lives her good in every...
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Categories:
may, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,