Maury Poems


Premium MemberBerkowitz - Terry

The arrest of David Berkowitz ended the growing terror faced by New York City,
but investigative journalist Maury Terry uncovered much more to this story.
Categories: maury, scary,
Form: Couplet

Premium MemberAbortion- You Can'T Kill the Spirit the True Essence of Me

"I abort thee-
Am I more alive spiritually or physically 
you can't kill me
 though the flesh you rip apart you dissect you vacuum and separate
 I'm a blemished 
You can't kill me
abolished by your soul physically so 
you creep you rip you sweat you weep
 you ain't pregnant now
 change of heart,change of mind like a Maury Povich the kid's not mine 
So she wept 
But in her heart and her spirit 
She kept co-creator
Whether she was raped or impregnated in lustful reps 
Why can't you keep it 
I'm not an it, something you disguard as trash
 I am a soul, first spiritually whole 
a living soul 
And I come from God
 Abortion: when you take my physical fetus
 and dissect it
My flesh, bones and body into portions 
Killing the flesh
 but yet 
There's something more blessed
 I am left I am just I'm leaving spirit"

I am a spirit and humanity you can't kill me
So at all I say as I end this play
 I bought those Who kill the flesh the body
 I avoid the signing off Child of Christ
I abort thee?"


12/8/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Categories: maury, abortion, absence, abuse, analogy,
Form: Dramatic Monologue


Premium MemberHappy 105th Birthday, Dad

My dad, born today, the 17th of February
   bucked fate head-on, courageous and daring

Raised in a home on a block so poor
   he swam upstream, de rigeur

In 1926, all his teeth fell out
   lack of fluoridation won that bout

In 1929, young brother Sidney died of malnutrition
   the family couldn't afford to see a physician

In '33, he chucked religion, came to Chicago on a mission
   to look for a job midst the Great Depression

His family had gambled on their decision
   that my father Maury's iron-willed ambition

Would see brother Herman through dental school
   which my dad would pay for, as a hard-working fool

And so he did (!) and so it went, 'till my father Maury was
   sent overseas, B.A. in hand, to fight Adolph Hitler in a foreign land

When he returned, he earned himself a law degree
   married his sweetheart Maxine with two pennies

or three to his name, he toiled at his law firm's bottom
   'till he saved so much money that a ranch house he got him

in Highland Park, Illinois in a subdivision on a tree-lined street
   my dad's rags-to-relative-riches story, a Horatio Alger throwback treat
Categories: maury, birthday, courage, growing up,
Form: Couplet

Premium MemberWhich Was the Son Who Is Your Father

Which was the Son,  WHO IS YOUR FATHER

Which was the son 
Of all man
Where does he come from
Comes from
We have
the
same Father
Which was the son of Adam 
Which was the Son of God
Some of us had three Fathers
In our life
One Spiritual God the Father
One Spiritual Lucifer/Satan Father of lies
One natural physical dad "you fill in the blank_______________"
My father name is
Are you thankful
Question is you know who your daddy is
Have you repented are you temporary one of Satan's kids
As Maury Povich would say, "Do you know who the father is?"
"And the results are in ____________Your daddy is?, 
"Satan, you are not the father"

 Which was the Son,  WHO IS YOUR FATHER
Allah 

St. Luke 3:23-38

written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
12/28/17
Categories: maury, appreciation, father, for her,
Form: Free verse

Crazy Zoo Daze

There's something crazy going on these days
Down at the city zoo
The giraffes have joined the high society club
While the monkies are getting tattoos

The elephant's are packing up their trunks
And moving to the Bronx
With all the hippos on a diet
In an effort to lose their junk

The Lions have stopped lying
The cheetahs have stopped cheating
And as far as all their drinking
They're both going to A.A. meetings

The orangutans are the ones to blame
For a pyramid scheme gone bad
Left the zebras all in the red
When they lost everything they had

The crocodiles are out sunning themselves
By the pool drinking Piña coladas
While the mother snakes go on Maury
To try and figure out who is the father

Yes, things are a little crazy these days
Down at the city zoo
But if you were locked in a cage all day
Wouldn't you go crazy too?
Categories: maury, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse


Dr Phil's Answering Machine

Hello Dr. Phil, have you got a segment
I've got a few things latched onto my mind
Don't worry this won't take but a second
If you do me this I'll return the favor in kind

Hello Dr. Phil, it's about my mother
Well really both her and my mother in-law
If you care to throw my wife into the picture
That wouldn't be far off at all

Hello Dr. Phil, have you run into this problem
Or am I a first and is there a cure
Call me right back Doc, I think I can take it
Can you tell me how much longer I've got in this world

Hello Dr. Phil, you might recognize me
I've been to see Oz and those Dr's on Channel 4
Though they canceled my moment said I was clingly and needy
Hello Dr. Phil, can I be a friend of yours

Hello Dr. Phil, have I mentioned the aliens
Do you do abductions, is that your forte
Cause if you do I can get you more ratings
We'll bowl over Maury he'll have nothing to say

Hello Dr. Phil, I keep calling and calling
The heavy breathing? Yea, could be me on the line
But if you would answer neither of us would stress out
We could solve both our problems if you'd just give me the time
Categories: maury, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse

Cool Trinidad Girls

Cool Trinidad girls 

They running on the beach 
And they playing around 
Dancing to the music 
And singing a song

Does matter what age you are 
Or if your hair is full with curls 
You all are superstars 
You are Cool Trinidad girls

Going San Fernando having fun
Shopping for the latest style
Hannah and Amanda 
Laughing all the while

Some wear diamonds
Some like pearls
Put them all together 
And you will get cool Trinidad girls

Some like to go to the mall 
Some will stay home and cook
Some like to watch movies 
Some like to read a book

Some like roti and tomatoes
Some like porridge ten day old
Put them all together what you get
Cool Trinidad girls

Some do house work 
Some polish nails 
And they always know 
When the stores have sale

Some like doubles with pepper
Some eat MacDonald’s fast food
Don’t mess with them 
They all got attitude

Some like a red solo sweet drink
Some like sorrel and Maury
Some don’t like to share ice cream
Like my cousin Julie

So a message to Trinidad boys
Take it and keep in your souls
Don’t ever miss with 
Them cool Trinidad girls
Categories: maury, people, together, cousin,
Form: Light Verse

Cash From Maury Povich

Tis an ode to the glory
of this unemployment story
Got no food to eat
Can't even wash my feet
A quick way to get cash- go on Maury!*


8th place in the "Economical Woe Limericks" contest by
Carolyn Devonshire

*The Maury Povich Show- similar to
Jerry Springer.

A. Green
Categories: maury, funny
Form: Limerick

Got Maury

Got Drama
        Oh Mama

This One Guy
       Don't Pass By


Five Days A Week
       Turn Dial's And Seeks

Not His
  110 % Sure Is

Caught In Act
          With Other In Sack

Control Freaks
     Mothers Who Seek

Out Of Control Teens
  Sometimes Drag Queens

Fifthy Time Liars
       Maury's For Hire
Categories: maury, business, education, family, fantasy,
Form: Light Verse

Mama Goose

Oh mother Hubbard went to the cub bard to fetch her dog a bone
but in 2008 if he had not ate P.E.T.A would picket her home

that old lady who lived in the shoe 
with all the kids knowing not what to do
she put in a paternity suit she should not have bothered
live on Maury " your are not the father"

mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
he followed her to school one day for lunch they had gyros

three little kittens 
lost their mittens
and they began to cry

they crept in the store 
and stole some more
and now they are warm and dry


i just needed to type something to fu fill my obligation to my self to write 
something every day.
Categories: maury, funny
Form: I do not know?

Daily Dose

Daily dose of nothing
On the TV screen
I feel the sickness rise inside of me
With each passing image I see

Show after show
About nothing at all
Other people's problems
Nowhere to go

Dr. Phil will fix your marriage
Maury will find your baby's daddy
Here's your fifteen minutes of fame
Put on your makeup and get ready

Your problems are now no longer your own
You've opened up your doors of shame
Now the whole world knows
Categories: maury, angst, father, husband, life,
Form: I do not know?
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