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Mateys Poems - Poems about Mateys


Premium Member MY Capt'n
...TIS thine bottled tat's tasked whence be thine edge Be naught in wallows dew supine vogue cast Youth triumphed hour as a young promised fledge Barkeeper, be thoust days numbered--till asked All s......

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Categories: mateys, appreciation, character, destiny, father
Form: Chant Royal
Premium Member Thru Maritime Miles 9-Reconciliation
...Now Davey was glad that Miss Lori was cool To not be so mad with a man like a fool The money she spent for the rent that was not Was no longer sent for the tent that he got The fact of the matt......

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Categories: mateys, children, funny, good morning,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Thru Maritime Miles 6-Aftermath
...In only a moment of maritime mirth My ship's maiden voyage was missing at birth The King's Royal Navy reduced me in rank By flushing my ship in the place where it sank I fell in the sea with no......

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Categories: mateys, adventure, humor, ocean,
Form: Epic
Aphradere: the Flight Weavers' Handsome Clawz
...Lay your head down to rest on the desk of sooth stones and mild rock formations and I will caress your eyelids to veil your eyes towards sweet slumber, just pause It will be just like the clou......

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Categories: mateys, angst, anxiety, deep, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Real Grabber
...There once lived a gorgeous young lady Whose past was just a wee bit shady A reputation quite naughty Described as real bawdy At the mall, she grabbed the parts of all the young mateys ......

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Categories: mateys, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Jack's Ladies
...Cathie refers to you sweeties as Jack's ladies But she should definitely include all me mateys Also love youse guys Right up to the skies Sure a lot better than contracting rabies © ......

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Categories: mateys, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Wulfman and Timmie
...Wulfman and Timmie are a couple of cool dudes They start off my day in a really good mood Mostly gravitate to the ladies But these guys are mateys Loyal and friendly, with happiness imbue......

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Categories: mateys, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Alcohol: Friend Or Foe
...Led to believe you'd help me achieve the grace of a ballerina a voice operatic from my usual asthmatic cackle like a laughing hyena Distaste despite I endured your bite the party with gusto to s......

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Categories: mateys, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Pirate Babblin'
...Nine turns o' lunar sailin' ace wit' me schooner suckin' me pointer plucked orf me decks 's'twere me lingo sucks, yo'd concur? Ahoy, me mateys. Me scrawlin' me be servin' anent th' mugshot o' th' w......

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Categories: mateys, funnyme, me,
Form: Tanka
Billow the Sails!
...Aye and it’d be “Land Ho”, ya lazy landlubbers! It’s where ya’d be if ya’d had yer druthers, Braggin’ the seven seas and swiggin’ pints of ale, Chasin’ maidens and wishin’ on a mermaid tail! Loo......

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Categories: mateys, fantasy
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Captains Log Book - July 16, 1798
...Twere a blisterin day, on da Fundy Bay, aboard da ‘ Black Angel of da Blue”, with a crew of 32, whilst resting a spell, wid a thunderin clap of grog , when da Jack o’ Cups , his Jib a hangin, sp......

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Categories: mateys, me,
Form: Narrative

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