There once lived a gorgeous young lady
Whose past was just a wee bit shady
A reputation quite naughty
Described as real bawdy
At the mall, she grabbed the parts of all the young mateys
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
mateys, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Cathie refers to you sweeties as Jack's ladies
But she should definitely include all me mateys
Also love youse guys
Right up to the skies
Sure a lot better than contracting rabies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
mateys, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Wulfman and Timmie are a couple of cool dudes
They start off my day in a really good mood
Mostly gravitate to the ladies
But these guys are mateys
Loyal and friendly, with happiness imbued
© Jack Ellison 2015
*A heads up... will be offline until May 17th!
Categories:
mateys, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Nine turns o' lunar
sailin' ace wit' me schooner
suckin' me pointer
plucked orf me decks 's'twere
me lingo sucks, yo'd concur?
Ahoy, me mateys. Me scrawlin' me be servin' anent th' mugshot o' th' wordy wench
Linda-Marie, th' sweetheart o' these 'ere waters. Go shakin' yo' ample booty, worthy
lass, 'n heed me pennin' wit' favor. Aye, aye, Cap'n. Arrrrgh!!!
Categories:
mateys, funnyme, me,
Form: Tanka
Aye and it’d be “Land Ho”, ya lazy landlubbers!
It’s where ya’d be if ya’d had yer druthers,
Braggin’ the seven seas and swiggin’ pints of ale,
Chasin’ maidens and wishin’ on a mermaid tail!
Look sharp! Turn to! heave ho! All hands on deck,
Er I’ll have hemp stretchin’ round yer neck!
Thars work at be done afore ya see yer lovely Bettys,
Grab rudder afore ya run er up on the the jetties!
This old ship is mine from crow’s nest ta keel,
Heave to er you’ll be beggin yer next meal!
Swing the yardarm, rig the jibs, look lively, set sail!
Follow the south end a that north bound whale!
Put on yer sea legs and hand me the long glass
We be after silver mateys! Copper and brass!
Yu'd rob the gems off the pearly gates!
BILLOW THE SAILS, MATES!!
Categories:
mateys, fantasy
Form: Light Verse