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A Real Grabber

There once lived a gorgeous young lady
Whose past was just a wee bit shady
A reputation quite naughty
Described as real bawdy
At the mall, she grabbed the parts of all the young mateys


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

November 16, 2015 at 8:51 AM

There once was an old lady... Who wrote about a Dragon me matey... She was a bit naughty... While she finished a poem NOT so baudy... She worked on Dragons poem and would have to catch up on Santa Jacks' poems in the morning- matey... Ha! Get It! Just announced I finished a Dragon poem AND used each of your last words... Now it's time to catch up with Santa Jack- me matey.

Jack Ellison

November 16, 2015 at 9:02 AM

In the dictionary beside the word "loyal" is a picture of you dearest Carol... love, Santa Jack xxx

Tim Smith

November 15, 2015 at 11:23 AM

The mateys didn't get mad but giggled...at the way she swayed and wiggled...a young mans dream...and there eyes did gleam....when her boobs flopped out as they jiggled

Jack Ellison

November 15, 2015 at 5:13 PM

There's that word again... boobs!!! Brings delicious images to my dirty old mind! LOL