Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
..."Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watche...
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Categories:
marseilles, crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Form: Limerick
The Big Bang Theory - Revised
...
Curious about the origin of the universe back in the day
a French fry took a spin in a centrifuge in Marseilles
Decided to stay in until 2021
had himself a whole lot of fun
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Categories:
marseilles, giggle, history, science fiction,
Form: Couplet
Lets Hit It
...I miss the open highway
I’m besotted with quick getaways.
What other sensation can compare
to pulling G’s with wind-whipped hair?
When my foots on the throttle,
I feel unstoppable.
Faster, fa...
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Categories:
marseilles, car, celebration, emotions, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Nom De Guerre
...Translated from the Slovakian
I enlisted with the god of second chances
Knowing my chances were second to none.
I surrendered my soul and my passport
When I entered my new life’s routine
In s...
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Categories:
marseilles, allegory, war,
Form: Blank verse
Mabel Mended Macrame
...Millie’s mother Mabel mended macrame
Mainly Marseilles-made macrame,
Maddening moments mending machine macrame
Mostly made-to-order, mostly May macrame.
Making May mostly made-to-order macram...
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Categories:
marseilles, fun, humor, word play,
Form: Alliteration
Death From Above
...Death from above 1953
My uncle
Was seaman
Died in Marseilles
A pig on a balcony
Fell on him.
Mother said
He died at sea
When a mine
Struck his ship.
A likely explanation
That served
His...
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Categories:
marseilles, courage, faith, funny,
Form: Burlesque
La Croix Valmer
...We took the Marseilles road,
a cambered sun streaked the bay.
Lemon tea while others
search for cheap wine.
We are alone
exploring magnetic boundaries,
hands stalking a checkered tablecloth...
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Categories:
marseilles, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Delete Fear and Dance-Ode To Joy
...Delete Fear and Dance
(Ode to Joy)
Many fear-mongers met at Marseilles!
To make sure all nations shook in dismay.
They used Covid for their piece de resistance display.
Sc...
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Categories:
marseilles, encouraging, fantasy, humor,
Form: Couplet
La Croix Valmer
...We took the Marseilles road,
a cambered sun streaking the bay
with gold threads.
We drink lemon tea
while lovers and others
search for cheap wine.
We are alone at last, free
to explore o...
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Categories:
marseilles, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
The Sleepers Awake
...THE SLEEPERS AWAKE
For century or more they served
Unchanging paths they always kept
As in a dream the tracks preserved
With faith immovable they slept
One day as on a given sign
Their som...
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Categories:
marseilles, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Happening 128 Ear Candy
...awake
look
listen,
today
is here:
lets
move
walk
run
towards
the future
not
looking
back
but
ahead
inspired by clip of Marseilles...
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Categories:
marseilles, inspirational, music,
Form: Verse
It Happened In Marseilles
...At a corner cafe', in south central Marseilles,
While drinking imported Chablis
As people passed by, from the corner of my eye
Came a lady, she was smiling, at me
Well I looked around, feeling l...
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Categories:
marseilles, adventure, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Birth of Marseille
...THE BIRTH OF MARSEILLE
This was the feast of a marriage decree,
first of his daughters to be,
but she must hide til the feasting was done,
before he'd let her pick one.
Gyptis, the daughter of...
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Categories:
marseilles, art, change, history,
Form: Lyric
I Look For You
...????? ???
In the corner of the bookstore is a man playing dominoes
the crowd outside doesn't notice the confusion,
there is the sound of firecrackers and people turn
in all directions, the cameras s...
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Categories:
marseilles, history,
Form: Prose Poetry
Between the Linen Sheets
...Between the Linen Sheets
A hundred strokes through her hair
Pastel satin ribbons lie cross her chair
Bridal bed is prepared in finest linens
Her sculpturing gown flatters the ribbons
Rev...
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Categories:
marseilles, romantic,
Form: Rhyme
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