Funny March Poems

Erin’s face looks like a map of Ireland, I was told.
She had ginger hair with slivers of dashing gold.
Her eyes were as green as the...

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wow ~ luck now fills all my pockets 
overflowing with four leaf clovers 
 

Date Written:  2/26/2023 

"4 Place" 

Note: St Patrick's Day will...

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They are marching in a row around the lake
Witch, bat and ghost with nothing at stake
They laugh and sing and skip along
Singing an October Halloween...

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TIME issues:
1. Whenever I am short on time, I eat my watch, and always have seconds to spare.

2. Why do I still buy old clocks...

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The month of March is now here.   

Pretty color blues appear.

Two fish swim with fun ~ great cheer.

St Patrick's Day always has green...

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(As I saw people participating in the March Contest, I decided to make my non-participation as if it were a joke. I just don't have...

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Funny how

Eco-warrior's , marchers and so
called peaceful protestors

Love nothing more than when
one of their marches descends

Into fighting mindless thuggery and
random violence

So they can then be...

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There are two famous politicians who hold the stage,
they should be in this year New York's Halloween Parade
to attract huge crowds: they are stuttering Biden...

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It's cold outside,
Oh it's cold outside.
We're waitin' for the warm,
Because it's cold outside.

We're tired of snow and ice,
And of oceans of white.
We're tired of building...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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It’s funny how you can forget a whole week
The days all blend into one 
No motivation nothing to seek 
You never even see the sun...

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April Fools is on the new horizon 
When the next time the sun rises 
There will be innocent fibbing and lying 
Is it a prank,...

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I have lost sight of you once again. 
Frustrated, I search every nook, every corner, every crevice that you have been known to hide. 
I...

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To put it quite simply, I am tired of you. 
You do not strike me as you once did, 
fulfill me or bring me pleasure....

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Since the very moment I beckoned for you, 
I have been eagerly awaiting your arrival, 
counting the days until your acquirement. 
I have checked for...

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