Discompetition

(As I saw people participating in the March Contest, I decided to make my non-participation as if it were a joke. I just don't have the patience to count syllables and I commend the painstaking and strenuous work of the participants in this contest, of course.) If I only knew what to do with this March guy, things wouldn't be in this uncomfortable stand by. I would surely address the entire nation establishing a monthly holiday and free drink on the declaration.