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Let Me Speak To YOUR Manager

Let Me Speak To YOUR Manager

All Contracts Should
Contain An "Out":
“Unless You Turn
To Karen…”

Or Ken, Or Caleb, 
Doesn’t Matter, 
She “Shirley”
Isn’t Feminine.

A Never-Ending
Glass Of Gripes
Overflowing Full…

Understanding 
Isn’t "Nice" When
You Don’t Know
The Rules.

Things Are Amusing!
But Only Greetings
Know How To Be "Kind"…

I Don’t Get It,
You Lost Me, Honey…

***

 I TRIED To
Read Your Mind.

-Gray Squirrel
07-20-2025

PROJECT MANAGER - INTERVIEW

Do you think Pharts are Phunny

Do you shake hands, hug or play bongos

If a fellow employee pukes in their cubicle
Do you…puke also
	…run away
	…gag until useless
	…get a waste basket in case they go again
	…summon the Janitor/custodian
	…ask what they had for lunch
	…measure the splatter radius
	…Quit – because that stink will always be there

When you sneeze
Do you…sneeze into

Senior Production Manager

Senior Production Manager
(Retired at Fifty-six)
Miracle Man
7/14/2023

I never settled for being just equal to the rest,
for that would have made me average at best.
I always went the extra mile and didn’t stop,
and I, like cream, suddenly rose to the top.

I always did more for what I earned as pay,
so those who watched promoted me one day.
Then

I Highlight To My Manager That's Work Is Just Disorganized As My Mind

t's evident that you are trying all avenues to return to work and health and appreciate your difficulties and shared your complete frustration. If you are not sure what to do then you get help soon as possible. I would be grateful if you could confirm weekly contact to form a plan moving forward with

This Isn'T Much of a Poem

A manager worried about how many pens
used in a month
can barely sleep, dreaming of running out
of ink, and how pencils aren't professional-
shouldn't everything be typed now
anyway? Even this poem
is Times New Roman, pondering
the merits of Comic Sans,
while a memo is sent on behalf
of an executive vice president,
wishing everyone Happy Holidays,
but also warning of the need
for

Reacting To a Hateful Bank Rumor

Steady rustling of stacked-high newspapers,
On the vendors stand US skyscrapers;
A long face further parting with brightness:
The type that treated not things with lightness
It’s a man heading for a child’s mistake;
From last medical check-up much at stake!

Started it had with a rumored broadcast,
Which listening through made Chapman downcast.
Now, he’s at Lukman’s vendor stand for more
Of a

Manager

Manager

You are the manager of My heart'
Files of love letters are like kiss
 Ohh dear I miss some words if you arange an appointment when   
I light of Sun change into the rainbow my few page's is on root of heaven v valentine, I you're self,s sea pearl h hell for devil, u

The Biggest Sale For My Company

I was working for this South African company,
For its Lesotho registered segment.
I wasn't of the long serving ones
But a relative new comer.
Here we were in this industry:
Sales for an insurance company.

I had something of a different style
To how things were generally done.
Small premiums with government stop order
Were highly valued and rated.
They had fewer chances of

Landon Mussel

Say so.ething nice
or say know thing at
all!
Speak when ; your spoken
to!
Shut up!
Shut your damn mouth!
What your mad huh,
I know you ain't mad
You can't be!
Get paid for doing nothing,
He'll I did all the work!
You stupid?
Are you Stupid?
I had to tell you what to
do too many times
For you to be anything
Else but stupid!
Tell you want it is!
You're

The Big Boss

The Big Boss
My manager is a locust brain
He doesn’t know what he’s doing

My manager is a locust brain
The job is kaos when he’s in charge here

My manager is a locust brain
Production takes a dip under him

My manager is a locust brain
He got the job by kissing arses

My manager is a locust brain
The supervisor is much

Liberalism of Chief Manager I Knew

Many times I entered a bank's gate.
I find descriptions of liberalism trait.
In every bank every customer go straight 
But there customers enters and make their direction change.
Something is special in the corner of bank's office. 
However after a long time even I noticed. 
Can you Guess what is that ?
I will tell , that corner

I'D Like To Speak To a Manager

To the abode 
I offer information overload 
You can’t tell 
Fact from fiction 
That’s exactly what we want 
To continue this friction 
Of us versus them
Them against they 
Me against you 
Add to the mix 
Nobody has a clue 
Of what is true 
And what is a lie 
All they seem interested in 
Is watching

Inc Radio Station Manager

Brother Arnel Solano
Supervises the station; 
The observers shout bravo, 
For his great dedication.

The programs are well handled, 
As they all promote values; 
The sublime shows are channeled
Into aim so marvelous.

Faith, hope, and love are employed, 
To edify the brethren; 
The false beliefs are destroyed
By the truth from the heaven.

The heart and mind he does touch
Truly

The Manager At the Bassoon Factory

they sound like a bunch of squabbling bar patrons.
"tell them to get back to work!", they should listen
to her because she's the boss and represents the company they work for. The issue at hand is that the ranking floor manager and
the ranking assitant manager are in dispute due to the
managers having the ability to bully

Being a Cage Manager In Las Vegas

They came to get me 
Because I was the cage manager
But what did I have to do with it?
No one else can coax her, they said.

This is Las Vegas
Everyone has people skills here!
I run to the slot machines to help.
She is moving, I tell them

They all watch,
She takes a laborious breath.
Moves less than a centimenter
But

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