Majored Poems - Poems about Majored

...Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend! I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean, it’s ......Read the rest...

...The band was loud, but in the other room and the bar was jammed. He set his drink down a little too hard and it over-sloshed a bit. “Run away with me,” he said, spreading his arms wide, “I’m done......Read the rest...

...Contrary to today's psychology Enk Shuss majored in Anthropology Though not very practical Anthro proved quite tactical Enk's the new head of Criminology......Read the rest...

...She just would like to marry And her own wedding flowers carry; On this no longer tarry, For she can babies carry; Yep, on this cease to tarry; Fast make it like Ferrari! Time to start hating......Read the rest...

...In College not knowing what to do Dreamt of getting Associate degree When tragic car accident happened Wish it was just a nightmare * People from Church was always identified as family Woke up ......Read the rest...

...My cousin’s just earned his degree He majored in fartology Now he can impart What foods make me fart He’s obsessed by scatology I confessed that beans give me wind (It matters n......Read the rest...

...Born Doris, named for our grandmother Doris Owens, she is nothing much like grandma. If anything, I am more like grandma for my thrifty ways and down-to-earth practicality. Doris, nicnamed Dori......Read the rest...

...Sociology and Psychology What I had majored in college was sociology, And followed up with a minor in psychology; Wife went ballistics; Also took statistics; Now am extremely interested in epi......Read the rest...

...So I was feeling badly, sad, because I share our mutually complicit status for my compatriot's difficult terrorizing chronic stress disordering time. I too have been there, lost there, to a m......Read the rest...

...He plays jazz as if he invented it Arpeggios augmented, minored and majored Transferring from one chord to another Like flashes of lightning extracting emotional pearls all from from such a youn......Read the rest...

...~Roger Williams~ (Acrostic) R-oger Williams, his music is timelessly delightful.There's no O-ther in the world like him.He started to play piano at age three.A G-raduated of I.S.U.Drake Unive......Read the rest...

...Last night, I requested a quiet storm; defining it to be the paradise of cooperation without suspicion. I pressed play and she agreed to join in this equation we attempted to be, briefly and ev......Read the rest...

...Majored in Social Anthropology - Healdtown a significant influence in his life .Not only was Mafeje an influential academic, he was a man of brilliance, intellect and insight. His trials and tri......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Lightfoot had taught music at Talbot Elementary School for years. A couple of her pupils excelled in music but most became engineers. She sat at her desk to muse upon the past after another tryi......Read the rest...

...Bloody knuckles Are all that remain Of what I use to be. Torn skin, Scars and scabs, Memories and Reminders. Of a time when I was young And without ambition Or caution. Running through gr......Read the rest...