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...“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my selection.

That Razer Viper V2 Pro
so light and quick u...

Categories: louses, silly,
Form: Light Verse

You Can Create the World

... 
Peace?
No, not in the halls of Congress!
And no, not in the fractious halls
of the United Nations.
Nor in major city streets.

And no I can't demand you fall
down and adore me simply
b...

Categories: louses, culture, mental health,
Form: Free verse

Clerihew Bourgois

...Sculptor Louses Bourgois
became    an artistic star
Known for her large spide
zo always caused quite a stir...

Categories: louses, art, people,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

A Conversation With Peter Pan

...(As a child I loved watching Peter Pan every year on T.V.  When I grew, I had some serious questions for him).

A Conversation With Peter Pan

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a special night
I hav...

Categories: louses, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Hard These Days For a Crook

...It’s hard these days for a crook.
Go anywhere around and take a look.
Ain’t no shops to rob of jewelry.
They all closed up and got security.
Not even restaurants for him to rob,
and at the groce...

Categories: louses, humor,
Form: Rhyme

I Am the Resurrection

...I’m trying to be respectable by being undetectable, 
But my words are indefensible, 
It’s regrettable yet incredible,
That I can’t see past the second hand, 
This isn’t how my life was planned, 
...

Categories: louses, society,
Form: Free verse

Something Better

...SOMETHING BETTER

jagged mouths
often wonder
condemed houses
caught in the thunder
running out mices
the cats all wander
jumping plant louses
eating dandelions
where are those spouses 
eve...

Categories: louses, adventure, destiny, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme

A Phosphorus Attack

...A phosphorus attack
                                                           (Squatter, ranch/station owner) 
50 years ago the wild pigs were there in the thousands,
Aussie Squatters used to bai...

Categories: louses, adventurefire, fire,
Form: Rhyme

The Bashing of the Male Species

..."Men are horrible,
They are so baaad",
Some women may say,
they are basically crab louses,
that get in their own way,
Yet, there are a few that make good spouses,
family men,
and then, the one...

Categories: louses, adventurewomen, women,
Form: I do not know?

The Deputy D.A. of John Day

...In a frontier town of Oregon
lives a rascally son of a gun.
He’s taking on louses
that beat up their spouses.
I can hardly believe that’s my son!


For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest:
Lawyer Li...

Categories: louses, funny
Form: Limerick

Getting Older

...Getting older is no fun at all
getting reminded to take your geritol
kids never visit only when they need money
they don't remember that you wiped their nose when it was runny
See, your kids are ...

Categories: louses, imagination
Form: Free verse

Political Louses!

...We have plenty of land and
Quite a few houses
A peach orchard in the desert
And stopped by political louses

We own the water
All the acres too
Here comes the government
Trying to take dreams...

Categories: louses, adventure, political, social, visionary,
Form: Rhyme