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Microwave a mug of water with
A bag of Orange Spice herb tea ...
Long enough to make it hot,
But not burn your tongue – about 85 seconds.
Toss the tea bag and stir in two packets of Stevia, then
Choose today’s cocoa and measure out two rounded teaspoons.
Will it be Hershey’s,
Hershey’s Special Dark,
Trader Joe’s,
Or something more exotic?
Live a little – make a hybrid.
Stir and sip.
Don’t forget to wipe off the mustache.
Dunk in some Biscotti, or if you can afford it, Belgian Speculoos.
How far do the ripples spread, when eventually we die
Probably stay in the locality, level off, no major outcry
But let’s say we’re famous, suffering unexplained death
The ripples keep expanding, growing further in breadth
See the grotesque nature of spin, is to overplay a scene
Garnishing public outrage, lurid pictures fill our screens
Playing to an audience, ratings become the holy grail
Stories without embellishments, grow tiresomely stale
These ripples are an illusion, imagination going berserk
Carried along by a corrupt deception, truth been shirked
Evidence the one requirement, for establishing all facts
I extrapolate backwards, what the hell there’s no splash
Lines converge into partial truths, confused to a degree
Must be taken with a pinch of salt, querying what I see
Even this soup we enjoy, is manipulated and massaged
Most of the poems are quite good, others form a mirage
Taken out of context a rectangle, can become a square
Brought into focus, desolate pictures, not quite so bare
What’s basically a clean stab, or slash across the wrist
When poets stick in the knife, some give it a good twist
Using poetry for a hidden agenda, political or otherwise
Tantamount to mind-numbing crap, seen in the tabloids
If your going to post propaganda, to further some game
Write it on toilet paper, wipe off, that’s all you’ve gained
By
David Kavanagh
There's only one way to describe me
Can't wipe off this silly big grin
A ravishing beauty I've turned out to be
With such gorgeous baby soft skin
With a face of unmatched perfection
Like rolling Clooney and Pitt into one
Movie star stuff, there's really no doubt
With a beauty that's second to none
It may seem a trifle pompous of me
Just because I'm a gorgeous hunk
Sorry but I can't even stand it myself
Pay no attention to the tabloid junk
I try to lead this exemplary life
In spite of this girlie adoration
A lesser person would certainly succumb
And surely cause expectoration
Inside I'm really quite a nice old guy
You just need to delve a bit deeper
My surface beauty will surely distract you
But most say I'm really a keeper
How to define funny
What makes us tickle
Humour comes easy
But sometimes it's fickle
One person laughs
Another just groans
Depends on your senses
You giggle or moan
Some find humour
In most things they see
Depends on your outlook
That's surely the key
Go around moping
With chin on the ground
You sure won't be able
To wipe off that frown
You must laugh at life
And not take it serious
Don't fret over things
Silly and frivolous
Look at this guy
Turned seventy-seven
Very few sad thoughts
On his journey to Heaven
So take this advice
From someone who knows
Try hard to be jolly
Smile down to your toes
The world's just a stage
For your comedy routine
Just keep 'em laughing
But please keep it clean
© Jack Ellison 2012
Holy books says it all
You taught me how to crawl
This will never change
Never ends never fades
Dear God where you are?
Shattered piece of childish dreams
This will never change
Never ends never fades.
I can fight for all my life,
Not broken, not broken inside
Never be so frustrated,
Not going to commit suicide.
Fuc*ing faith will fall,
Mortals will stand tall
Hell and heaven are all the same
Live your life, don't die in vain
Only you and I can make
A better world for tomorrow
Have faith in yourself
And wipe off the tears of sorrow
Make me scream, Make me cry
I'll never fail to try.
This night's has an end
No pain will remain
An old codger who farted a lot -
of good etiquette didn’t know squat.
When I met him, his nose
started running. He chose
his new shirt to wipe off all the snot!
Well, a nitpicker also was he,
and I mean it quite literally.
He was picking his zits
as he also picked nits
from hair, lice-infested and filthy.
With no 'shilly-shallying', I
backed away from that creepy old guy,
and I nearly threw up
being offered a cup
of his coffee. On top was a fly!
*Gnalsmoob, my poem's title, is a word new to me.
(from Urban Dictionary): A gnalsmoob is anything, particularly
a person or creature, that is completely and totally disgusting,
repulsive or revolting. Also, Gnalsmoob is boomslang, a type of
venomous snake, spelled backwards, perhaps because a gnalsmoob
is so ugly its appearance stings your eyes like venom.
Give me a season....give me a reason...to start anew
It's gonna be autumn soon and the leaves are dropping like dew
Give me a season...give me a reason...to change color
I bet I'd be the color blue....Ohoohooooh... But I'm just a blur
Give me a stairway...teach me the baby steps...to start anew
It's gonna be a tornado...pretty soon and the wind is blowing so true
Hold my hand...hold it tight...give me your trust...give me a sign of contentment
I bet you're the color yellow...like the burning sun....ohoohoooooh...we'll set up a tent
We'll be together at last...the ocean won't separate us...ohoohoooooh no!
We'll be partners at task....the mountains won't make us give up...ooh ooh no!
We'll be together all the time!
We'll be together...no matter what time...
What season...what day...what hour
We both got the power
And we won't cower!
We will blossom up like a flower
And we will be as vigilant as a tower!
I'll change the season to spring time
Just for you...just for you...
I'll obliterate the darkness and destruction...I'll wipe off the grime
From your hand...from your hand
Our friendship will never cease
And we'll create peace...
Peace in mind
Peace that you'll find
In the Spring time
There is a time
For peace, love and hope
I'll do what you wish and never say "nope!"
Because we'll be working together
And we will conquer!
And we will be stronger!
And we'll create peace...
in due time...we'll have peace in mind
Peace that we'll find
In the Springtime
When we are aged in body and mind,
most of us hurriedly close each window
wide open to Nature thinking of our end;
we feel cold and shiver 'though it's not winter yet,
will it come soon come and wound us with a sharp arrow?
Ah, we are helpless and feeble souls that fall to defeat!
A menace is a horrible threat if not a warning,
when we perceive it: does it awake all senses in disarray?
Can we hear strange and muffled voices from far away?
It's murmurs that mourn the cursed isolation
despising the awkwardness of old age to convey
the absurdity and behavior of their unfounded thinking:
who surrenders to fate and despairs, widens desolation
and accepts what is offered without hope for consolation!
And now we aren't able to hide inside
the constant fear that makes us tremble and display
anger when the hurricane devastates all in its way,
and staring at a minacious sky without light,
we don' ask for a truce and start dreaming after a while,
letting all escape to a distant realm of delight!
Woe to all who seek a solitude gloomier
than a dark horizon: it's unconceivable folly
believing that death is unexpectedly imminent!
Woe to all, don't wipe off tears without a cry;
we shouldn't be overwhelmed by doubt,
or any other thought entering our ear:
it's completely absurd to accept fright!
Get well Soon
As it is a Well known saying
Prevention is better than cure.
Damned thoughts keeping me confined
Enter inside lets see what you can find
Plenty of negativity always haunts my mind
Repressed memories about mistakes
Emotions I can't express because of the stakes
Sexual thoughts roam amuck with no breaks
Starting to wonder what inside me is broke
Is it I or is it life that's the joke
Ostracized by myself that's irony
Not even wanted by myself I should fire me.
My heart hurts
my head hurts.
And crying about it
only makes it worse.
Nobody can ever
truly understand.
And unless you've went through it
you wouldn't stand a chance.
It's just anxiety
Another day of black.
This is the truth
And to become normal again
We should accept the wisdom of our all illusions & optimist”s Prediction.
Then you have to Get dressed, love.
You're going to be late.
You look at yourself in the mirror,
The one you really hate.
Put it down, love.
It's caused you so much pain.
You're going to do damage.
You don't want to be called insane.
Stand up, love.
Your tears make you weak.
Wipe off that black mascara,
Proof of sadness upon your cheek.
Take your pills, love.
You must try your very best.
Forget about your dizzy spells,
The tightening in your chest.
Chin up, love.
No one can know your thoughts.
You must act like you're happy
While your heart just sits and rots.
Smile a little, love.
Let me see those pearly whites.
No one has to know
What you thought about all those nights.
Breathe for me, love.
Your pain won't be forever.
Take my hand, and I'll take yours.
We'll get through this together.
By Aliza Kashmala Kiran
Lost souls would amount, (all the scrolls would say)
Were held in account, (there on Judgement Day)
Now dues must be paid, (for their mortal sins)
God's mercy would fade, (as the Devil wins)
Chorus: Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, Dance with the Devil
Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, Dance with the Devil
No souls would be there, (at the Pearly Gates)
Hot coals everywhere, (he declared their fate)
You cried out in rage, (cuz you never knew)
Then died in your cage, (at the human zoo)
Repeat chorus:
You slipped off the mound, (wipe off all your tears)
That chip weighed you down, (all throughout the years)
Soon find you'll be slapped, (Hell that ever burns)
Your mind is still trapped, (well you'll never learn)
Repeat chorus:
Now, wired in a trance, (here and ever more)
The Fire Demon danced, (winked and crossed the floor)
He smiled and he smirked, (creeped from room to room)
His wild evil lurked, (deep like Thulsa Doom)
Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, Dance with the Devil
Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, Dance with the Devil
Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, Dance with the Devil
Dum dee dee dum, dee dum dee
Dum dee dee dum, gotta Dance with the Devil