A Real Keeper

There's only one way to describe me Can't wipe off this silly big grin A ravishing beauty I've turned out to be With such gorgeous baby soft skin With a face of unmatched perfection Like rolling Clooney and Pitt into one Movie star stuff, there's really no doubt With a beauty that's second to none It may seem a trifle pompous of me Just because I'm a gorgeous hunk Sorry but I can't even stand it myself Pay no attention to the tabloid junk I try to lead this exemplary life In spite of this girlie adoration A lesser person would certainly succumb And surely cause expectoration Inside I'm really quite a nice old guy You just need to delve a bit deeper My surface beauty will surely distract you But most say I'm really a keeper