Long Vogon Poems
Long Vogon Poems. Below are the most popular long Vogon by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Vogon poems by poem length and keyword.
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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...
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Categories:
vogon, allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)
Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not dethrail thee, ignibious twindle.
Ickwad of thrumpus, I salue wack vornage...
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Categories:
vogon, confusion,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon ReVisited- -Vogon ReVisited—
Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged;
Visible referring light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic,
vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers;
Can be seen by the human eye.
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY?
wazz!!!vitellogenesis...
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Categories:
vogon, adventure, analogy, character, journey, moving on, solitude,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Feeding Them PhonusbalonusThat’s jake, said the dewdropper to the bluenose who snorted.
Mind your potatoes, said the wurp. He had had too much footjuice.
The bluenose held a gasper out to the dewdropper. Here.
Nozzled, the wurp stumbled...
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Categories:
vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Vogon Poetry
She almost got a TootlerackI do not like to get snootlgsh this early in the day
But I heard this tale from my whartlesnot of a neighbor
And even though she is sometimes titlewhemp
I felt the tale had some merit,...
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Categories:
vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Twas the sea giant of zoding fustTwas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea
Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...
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Categories:
vogon, anger,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTERTHIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)
his antennas* whir with rising
he considers going wireless
a dish flying at warp speed
like a...
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Categories:
vogon, humor,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Alien Talk
Jabberwocky, unknown talk for vogon,
Thingamajig, a comparable jargon,
If you get confused
When it has been used
Don't be afraid to conjure the Gorgon.
1. Jabberwocky is a nonsensical poem written by Lewis Carroll about the killing of a...
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Categories:
vogon, humor, muse,
Form:
Limerick
REALLY BAD POETRY FROM A REALLY GOOD EGG
Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation
...
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Categories:
vogon, parody,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.
Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is my lads,
and there is very little chance,
of your return from...
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Categories:
vogon, remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world war
Form:
Vogon Poetry
CategoriesThere's...
america
anniversary
art
autumn
anxiety
best friend
betrayal
birth
and the beach
candy
car
city
celebrity
devotion
desire
depression
destiny
education
engagement
emo
and eulogy
future
funeral
farm
funny love
gothic
girlfriend
grief
and growing up
hair
hip hop
hockey
hilarious
immigration
inspiration
islamic
innocence
january
jewish
jobs
don't forget jesus
kiss
kindergarten
along with
kid
london
loss
lonely
and lyric
may
me
math
then there's marriage
new york
new year
nonsence
nostalgia
old
october
obituary
onomatopoeia
places
plants
pashto
and poetess
race
rap
rainbow
rainforest
space
spanish
spiritual
with success
teenage
tiger
trust
technology
vacation
volleyball
vogon
visionary
war
water
women
and even...
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Categories:
vogon, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.
The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...
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Categories:
vogon, future, heart, lost love, love hurts,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
BeastThe power to fight the beast, like a feast inside the mind, only the beast in me is hard to find. Only to live with a good heart, to love from the start, what inside...
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Categories:
vogon, anger, angst, anxiety, beauty, blue, deep, power,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
turning redThe same people who are demanding
I put a suffocating thong over my face
are the same ones who lift sieves from borders
and invite in the slag along with the gold
the ones with no respect for...
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Categories:
vogon, america, anger, angst, anti bullying,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler NuddoggerThe Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogger irritated in her life.
What did that wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger...
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Categories:
vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Vogon Poetry
My Good Poetry
Write bad poetrations, thus inclined
To me, said she gruntingly.
I said my pluraled poetry is good. I just
Cannot blotchitnize bad poetry if I lortryop.
You are brugingthed conceited, she said.
Not, I am the othoriginal peddler of truth....
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Categories:
vogon, angst, education, giggle, imagery, spoken word, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Different faces:The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even with her, I was never quite whole.
My nights too are...
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Categories:
vogon, silly,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Vogon locolove"What is life but a succession of preludes to unwritten words . . . "
...
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Categories:
vogon, nonsense,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
The ProcessIt isn't strong, It isn't clever
It won't guide you to fairer weather
Won't lead you to clearer water
Or help you better raise our daughter
See this persona's just a new shoe
Though it may fit, doesn't...
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Categories:
vogon, absence, break up, growth, happiness,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
MP News in Hindi - News24GhanteMP News in Hindi :- LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !!
Lpg gas tanker reflex-
sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh…...
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Categories:
vogon, write,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Poetry Form Mayhem
I do not know the different forms of poetry
To be honest I have no desire to ascertain
So many forms and so complicated
To much confusion for my brain!
I just like to write my thoughts...
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Categories:
vogon, confusion, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Eliminating the Vogan QueenFouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers. Muddling...
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Categories:
vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Schematize Science
Esteemed Mr. Elly reveres science
friendly, Aibohphobia undiagnosed
always studying, thinking constantly
Azotemic energy, breathing theories
ideas enlightened, eliciting fawning students
readily schematize and azotize
enjoying and debating
behavior – memetic.
ideas of mehitzas, encouraged
muddy ammocete gently...
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Categories:
vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Into the Vapenouz Woods of Voroznezh"Has solitude ever led your steps down a forest path . . . "
Quote by Constance La France
Into the vapenouz woods...
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Categories:
vogon, fantasy, word play,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Time On Road
In the enmeddling clingsome cleavage
Of the windwrapped menacehugging road
Torchurtoting time turns dangler of sands
You slitrap the solum to seek hideous nook.
The road twisturns on your sleekshoulder
Oops griplifts you on its saddlekradle oldie
The jeopordized journey...
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Categories:
vogon, time,
Form:
Vogon Poetry