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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...

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Categories: allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form: Vogon



Premium Member Vogon ReVisited- -
Vogon ReVisited—

Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged;
Visible  referring  light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic,
vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers; 
Can be seen by the human eye.
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY?

wazz!!!vitellogenesis...

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Categories: adventure, analogy, character, journey, moving on, solitude,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
     he considers going wireless

a dish flying at warp speed
like a...

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Categories: humor,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Alien Talk


Jabberwocky, unknown talk for vogon,
Thingamajig, a comparable jargon,
If you get confused
When it has been used
Don't be afraid to conjure the Gorgon.


1. Jabberwocky is a nonsensical poem written by Lewis Carroll about the killing of a...

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Categories: vogon, humor, muse,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member REALLY BAD POETRY FROM A REALLY GOOD EGG

Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation 
                       ...

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Categories: parody,
Form: Vogon



Premium Member Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42
Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)

Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not dethrail thee, ignibious twindle.

Ickwad of thrumpus, I salue wack vornage...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion,
Form: Vogon
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.

Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is my lads,
and there is very little chance,
of your return from...

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Categories: remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world war
Form: Vogon
Categories
There's...

america
anniversary 
art
autumn 
anxiety

best friend
betrayal
birth 
and the beach

candy 
car
city
celebrity

devotion
desire
depression
destiny

education
engagement
emo
and eulogy

future 
funeral
farm
funny love

gothic
girlfriend
grief 
and growing up

hair
hip hop
hockey
hilarious

immigration
inspiration
islamic
innocence

january
jewish
jobs
don't forget jesus

kiss 
kindergarten
along with
kid

london 
loss
lonely
and lyric

may 
me 
math 
then there's marriage

new york
new year
nonsence
nostalgia

old 
october
obituary
onomatopoeia

places
plants
pashto
and poetess

race 
rap
rainbow
rainforest

space
spanish
spiritual
with success

teenage
tiger 
trust
technology

vacation
volleyball
vogon
visionary

war 
water
women
and even...

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Categories: vogon, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Beast
The power to fight the beast, like a feast inside the mind, only the beast in me is hard to find. Only to live with a good heart, to love from the start, what inside...

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Categories: anger, angst, anxiety, beauty, blue, deep, power,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler Nuddogger
The Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogger irritated in her life.
What did that wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form: Vogon
My Good Poetry


Write bad poetrations, thus inclined
To me, said she gruntingly.
I said my pluraled poetry is good. I just
Cannot blotchitnize bad poetry if I lortryop.
You are brugingthed conceited, she said.
Not, I am the othoriginal peddler of truth....

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Categories: vogon, angst, education, giggle, imagery, spoken word, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Different faces:
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even with her, I was never quite whole.

My nights too are...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,
Form: Vogon
The Process
It isn't strong, It isn't clever
It won't guide you to fairer weather
Won't lead you to clearer water
Or help you better raise our daughter 

See this persona's just a new shoe 
Though it may fit, doesn't...

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Categories: absence, break up, growth, happiness,
Form: Vogon
MP News in Hindi - News24Ghante
MP News in Hindi  :-  LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !!

Lpg gas tanker reflex-
sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh…...

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Categories: write,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Eliminating the Vogan Queen
Fouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers.  Muddling...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Vogon
Bubblahoot's Naughty Hoodlecuttu
Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo
Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo
Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung
In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss
Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross
Scratching terthy cangs of drigglyfrock
Zinging away buggly condrax chucrock

Trouble drouble lumps of quundoo...

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Categories: crazy,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member Incensed by Vogan TV
Happily ensconced in a glimmering tree
Wearing buckle belts on his pudgy left knee
The old Vogan king took a potshot at me.

My men promptly snatched him up and threw him down
Tore off his wig, his shirt,...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon
Premium Member A Curious Drunk
A drunk has a question
for the bartender

"Hey!! Whazzup mah man!? 
Fill dat to da brim, will ya? 

And Oh, have you been so drunk out of yo 
medulla oblongata ya blurted out 
stuff ya thought...

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Categories: confusion, humor, nonsense,
Form: Vogon
The Doors of the Subconscious
The beat of the music is knocking from the radio.
It tries to enter her subconscious but the door there won't open. 
She has to finish the lunches; then vacuum; sponge the kitchen floor
 And now...

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Categories: introspection, longing, lust,
Form: Vogon
A Avatar fantasy
(Fiction)
A Avatar as green as can be 
Her skin so green that matches her zodiac nature
Her hair are as long silk like vines.
Her shiny armors are to powerful against human nature
A woman warrior indeed she...

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Categories: adventure, fantasy, imagery, poetry,
Form: Vogon
Killing
Plucking, yanking, scalping, gouging.
There goes your hair, followed by your eyes.

Ripping, shredding, pulling, tearing.
I clutch chunks of crimson muscle of considerable size.

Stabbing, jabbing, puncture, cutting.
Scissors plunge in your arm, life juices flowing.

Grazing, shaving, peeling, skinning.
Exposing...

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Categories: 9th grade, change, gothic,
Form: Vogon
Intellectual Architects

Voltaire just Kant angle cut it
Beauvoir broad side view
abut the narrow Rousseau 
gender Thoreau thought causeway
As Sarte Marx the entrance unlit — 
Avicena chapiters atop da Vinci pillars,
Stuart Mill sturdily sit
Arendt spiral steps turn Spinoza
down...

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Categories: imagery, silly, smart, surreal, word play,
Form: Vogon
Dear Stranger

Every beginning has its end
Do not just depend on a friend 
In times of recent such bonds can decent
But if you pull up your sleeve 
And start to believe you will achieve 
Success does not...

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Categories: arabic, art, august, baptism, baseball, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Vogon
Premium Member VOGON INVASION-part 1
Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged; 
Visible referring light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic, vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers;
Can be seen by the human eye. 
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY? 
Curmudgeon...

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Categories: adventure, analogy, anxiety, conflict, engagement, humanity, space,
Form: Vogon
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Ugh I hate Facebook.
Why can I only like things?
Why can't I dislike something?
Maybe it's because people who post all the time are just looking for public acceptance and approval and by providing a dislike button...

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Categories: how i feel, humanity, nonsense,
Form: Vogon