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Everybody got a Hollywood life story
to tell
More meat on the bone
give juicier bites 
to sell
Nobody ever turns in a tarnished silver screenplay
Those warts and mistakes
get Photoshop casting couch edited away
Baby Jane rude attitude don’t make...

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Categories: vogon, allegory, fun, metaphor, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry



forgiveness
The past is like a nightmare 

Only tale's left for the ears of the dead!!!
dead man tale no tale 
As eye are blind to see through the 
 The lenses Of tomorrow and what it...

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Categories: vogon, bible,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Flammer Me Gimbels, Number 42
Flammer Me Gimbels #42
(a Vogon Pirate poem)

Flammer me gimbels, me trimbels and dromies,
Whenceforth I caminal scrabbit thy foamies.
Jeerbo or Jabox, ex labbit. Ex findle
Will not dethrail thee, ignibious twindle.

Ickwad of Thrumpus, I salue wack vornage...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, confusion,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogon Revisited- -
Vogon ReVisited—

Voltage elect potential energy tween two points ver vnit vharged;
Visible  referring  light spectrum intergalactic, electromagnetic,
vadiation that has a wavelength tween vanometers; 
Can be seen by the human eye.
Invasions, implosions humanity asks WHY?

wazz!!!vitellogenesis...

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Categories: vogon, adventure, analogy, character, journey, moving on, solitude,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Feeding Them Phonusbalonus
That’s jake, said the dewdropper to the bluenose who snorted. 
Mind your potatoes, said the wurp.  He had had too much footjuice.
The bluenose held a gasper out to the dewdropper. Here.
Nozzled, the wurp stumbled...

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Categories: vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member She Almost Got a Tootlerack
I do not like to get snootlgsh this early in the day 
But I heard this tale from my whartlesnot of a neighbor
And even though she is sometimes titlewhemp
I felt the tale had some merit,...

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Categories: vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form: Vogon Poetry
Twas the Sea Giant of Zoding Fust
Twas in the waters, I waborn from flames and lust 
Ripped from the stars and the zoding fust
Cast into the salty and swirlin mesty sea 

Twas in the sky, I was as a cloud in...

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Categories: vogon, anger,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Third Worst Clatter of Antimatter
THIRD WORST CLATTER OF ANTIMATTER

clatter of antimatter
alien dishes splatter
(the shape of spaceships)

     his antennas* whir with rising
     he considers going wireless

a dish flying at warp speed
like a...

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Categories: vogon, humor,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Summon Me I'll shall Appear
I am the darkness that falls in to your dreams 
The nightmare that last longer throughout the night
The catcher of fear to lock-up the soul
A snatcher of spirit through a night invitation ceremony 
The only...

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Categories: vogon, dark, poetry,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member The Speechless
O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you may go]
Will come two A merry car
Sew dishes A merry...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character, funny, immigration, international,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Alien Talk
Jabberwocky, unknown talk for vogon,
Thingamajig, a comparable jargon,
If you get confused
When it has been used
Don't be afraid to conjure the Gorgon.


1. Jabberwocky is a nonsensical poem written by Lewis Carroll about the killing of a...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, humor, muse,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Really Bad Poetry From a Really Good Egg
Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation 
                       ...

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Categories: vogon, parody,
Form: Vogon Poetry
There Was No Choice
Go chase them from their dugouts,
Go chase them from their trench,
bayonet all their Look outs,
ignore their dead’s foul stench.

Tomorrow you go over,
The top, that is my lads,
and there is very little chance,
of your return from...

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Categories: vogon, remember, remembrance day, soldier, war, world war
Form: Vogon Poetry
Loves Lost Time
A thunderous rumbling,
lightning flashing
all within my troubled brain,
I wander in a daze,
afraid of crashing.
The cause is plain,
I must see you again.

The passing years,
where each does live,
In joy and Sorrow,
and happiness spent,
Each with another,
who of themselves...

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Categories: vogon, future, heart, lost love, love hurts,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Categories
There's...

america
anniversary 
art
autumn 
anxiety

best friend
betrayal
birth 
and the beach

candy 
car
city
celebrity

devotion
desire
depression
destiny

education
engagement
emo
and eulogy

future 
funeral
farm
funny love

gothic
girlfriend
grief 
and growing up

hair
hip hop
hockey
hilarious

immigration
inspiration
islamic
innocence

january
jewish
jobs
don't forget jesus

kiss 
kindergarten
along with
kid

london 
loss
lonely
and lyric

may 
me 
math 
then there's marriage

new york
new year
nonsence
nostalgia

old 
october
obituary
onomatopoeia

places
plants
pashto
and poetess

race 
rap
rainbow
rainforest

space
spanish
spiritual
with success

teenage
tiger 
trust
technology

vacation
volleyball
vogon
visionary

war 
water
women
and even...

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Categories: vogon, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Beast
The power to fight the beast, like a feast inside the mind, only the beast in me is hard to find. Only to live with a good heart, to love from the start, what inside...

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Categories: vogon, anger, angst, anxiety, beauty, blue, deep, power,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Turning Red
The same people who are demanding 
I put a suffocating thong over my face
are the same ones who lift sieves from borders
and invite in the slag along with the gold
the ones with no respect for...

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Categories: vogon, america, anger, angst, anti bullying,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Wheelydoodler Fickledabbler Nuddogger
The Wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger irritated me beyond belief!
But he did not thunderbait me as badly as he thunderbaited Poosnortaflasher.
Poosnortaflasher told me had never felt so nuddogger irritated in her life.
What did that wheelydoodler fickledabbler nuddogger...

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Categories: vogon, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Different Faces:
The days so few and far and in-between,
Loneliness I never knew has captured my soul,
The sweet smell of her hair I remember so well,
But even with her, I was never quite whole.

My nights too are...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, silly,
Form: Vogon Poetry
My Good Poetry
Write bad poetrations, thus inclined
To me, said she gruntingly.
I said my pluraled poetry is good. I just
Cannot blotchitnize bad poetry if I lortryop.
You are brugingthed conceited, she said.
Not, I am the othoriginal peddler of truth....

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Categories: vogon, angst, education, giggle, imagery, spoken word, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
The Process
It isn't strong, It isn't clever
It won't guide you to fairer weather
Won't lead you to clearer water
Or help you better raise our daughter 

See this persona's just a new shoe 
Though it may fit, doesn't...

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Categories: vogon, absence, break up, growth, happiness,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Mp News In Hindi - News24ghante
MP News in Hindi  :-  LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !!

Lpg gas tanker reflex-
sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh…...

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Categories: vogon, write,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Mayhem Poetry Form
I do not know the different forms of poetry
To be honest I have no desire to ascertain
So many forms and so complicated
To much confusion for my lazy brain!

I just like to write my thoughts down
A...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, humor, poetry, poets, words,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Poetry Form Mayhem
I do not know the different forms of poetry
To be honest I have no desire to ascertain
So many forms and so complicated
To much confusion for my lazy brain!

I just like to write my thoughts down
A...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vogon, confusion, poetry, poets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member V Vogonized-------
Vogon is zgone signs nhow wonder as they wander ye
The ships have imploded, muted mouths misspoken be
Capturedra  are the humanity they look like cus
Just like us, splicky lick
Just like us
Just like cus
Entrustedstream being rebirtheded
...

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Categories: vogon, adventure, allusion, analogy, anxiety, crazy, holocaust, universe,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Book: Shattered Sighs