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Prince Sun summons lovingly his beautiful wife,
The princess who’s always shining at night in full, quarter or half;
Oh, my darling where have you been?
I’ve been to the park to watch the lovers’ kissing scene.
Where is Jupiter our beloved eldest son?
I’ve been busy shining all day long, I hope he’s around;
My love, he has just arrived and he’s big enough,
He can take care of himself especially at times get rough.
Here’s our daughter Saturn coming in,
She has grown into a pretty lady wearing her elegant ring;
Please remind her sometimes to focus on her dreams,
She might have fallen in love with an alien’s son that beams.
The Prince Sun makes a lovely role-call to everyone,
While his Solar Princess sits beside him wearing her luminous crown;
Uranus, Neptune, Mars and Earth saunter to their father
While youngest Venus and Mercury run quickly to their mother.
The Solar Family has finally reunited as one,
Children hold hand- in-hand… going round and round;
They merrily sing with joyful spirit of unity,
To exhibit a magnificent view in their residential galaxy.
Jan. 17, 2014 10.15 am
( I composed this poem a month ago for my kids’ fun club)
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Miranda orbits along a path of time and ice
Rotating Uranus almost in her retrograde near by
Moves upside down while dancing with the stars
On the ecliptic, by the equator they go on
The belly of the Milky highway arises
From our perspective everything is right
An accretion disc forms flat against the black
There is nothing wrong with that
Miranda stands but as a dot, small, almost invisible
Undetected by the naked eye
As she meanders through the universe unlighted
Scarred for life, etched out collisions with the night
Carved rocks on surfaces for what it's worth
Peculiar yet beautiful in the dark
Held in line, perpendicular to the solar sinking plane
In the grip of time, in the hold of Uranus's tidal forces
Sidled in proximity to her companion built of ice and gas
Life itself should be so large, to have a giant world with you
Made of blue to go through life through
Marching to the tune of equilibrium
It is her game. It is her name, Miranda Anonymity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_(moon)#/media/File:PIA18185_Miranda's_Icy_Face.jpg
**** lies zing constipation
nothing to poo poo about,
cuz when bedeviled by
colorectal obstruction
without wasted doubt,
that malodorous,
malevolent malady
analogous to uranus
clogged with grout,
whereat no heroic
efforts break loose,
the severely obstructed bowel,
thus spurring determined,
desperate derriere plea
for proctologist sought
to relieve constipation
equipped with a special
"J" shaped, hooked,
and designed dowel
in an effort
to pry stoppage
jamming up human cloaca,
where rock solid stubborn
immovable turd emits foul
gaseous emanations accompanied
with ass a nine growl
followed by red hot,
fiery excruciating spasms
shooting jagged pain
inducing yours truly to access,
the werewolf within howl,
where a preference for sciatica,
would be pleasant reprieve
along heinie kin cheeky jowl,
thence finding me
resorting to peeve
hush scream therapy,
which wrought nothing,
no pain did re: leave
me bummed out bum,
but veins snapping,
popping, and crackling,
oye how aye did grieve
plus a bajillion
gallons of perspiration,
while lower gastrointestinal
agonizing torture didst cleave
entire abdominal
area please believe
without aforementioned crisis,
and feeble poem,
I could not achieve.
EDDIE MARS AND THE SOLAR WINDS
The biggest band in Lisburn and fronted by Eddie Mars
A guy who could play anything, on his collection of guitars
On vocals, Charlie Venus, who was the joker in the pack
He played his fender tele' through a great big marshall stack
On bass was Johnny Neptune, with his yellow platform shoes
He harmonized on vocal, a disciple of the blues
The keyboards were delivered, by Hector Mothership
He worshipped things electrical, and loved the microchip
Ray Uranus kept the beat and he wore a bowler hat
Sure only a crazy drummer, would adopt a name like that
They played all over Britain, with their rockin lunar style
They sold out gigs in Wigan, they were lauded in Millisle
Their stage show was fantastic, with a massive lighting rig
A spaceship and some planets, lit the stage at every gig
That grew a loyal fan base, as they played across the land
They lived a life of excess, just like any touring band
Success soon followed in their wake, awards came thick and fast
And very soon the space machine, had an ever growing cast
Five young lads from Lisburn, fifty people in their crew
An entourage of strangers that they never even knew
Five big trucks, a fleet of cars, a chopper and two planes
A man to do the finance, who didn't even know their names,
Still, fashions change, the sales dried up, the audience died away
And soon there were no big crowds, to watch the five lads play
Their last gig at the Ulster hall, was an evening to forget
Out of tune, and full of beer, as they stumbled through the set
And things got pretty messy when accountants came to call
They had no cash, they had no rights, seems their manager had it all
Their luck ran out, the band where broke, they had to end the show
They had to sell up everything, the spaceship had to go
Ray could never come to terms, with all the hurt and pain
He took some drugs and alcohol, he just never woke again
Hector went to college and he earned a top degree
And now he is the I.T guy in a light bulb factory
Johnny is the local star, who likes to talk about his fame
He tries to pull the young girls, and dine out on his name
Charlie lost his family, when the alcohol took hold
He shelters in the hostels when the weather gets too cold
Eddie left the country, when it all became too much
He now lives in Australia, but he never kept in touch
I turned the clock of time to look deeper into the divine; I turned the clock of time to see what is mine. The wheels keep spinning and the machine keeps rolling and I behold an oracle rising up from the sea and it is entering the galaxy guided by a strange satellite with millions of light years cursing by its side. I wasn’t sure what to make of it but it left me completely static.
It drifts and drifts circling around the outer layer of the sky bidding the old moon goodbye and somersaulting in thin air. Time has taken it to a new dimension when it suddenly collides with the heavens, the devil was waiting on the banks but the angels formed a long line and direct it into space.
It traveled a thousand miles in space breaking through the middle ground shooting out fire behind its tail and rising to a dimension that confuse the heart and soul of man. It explores the universe, gathering data in its throat with pinhole camera attached to it, it continues to drift in time until you see what lies in the shadows.
The temperature keeps growing with the time, and the mission keeps focusing on the divine; the dimension widens the suspicious broadens, and time and space compression expand beyond the distance .I can feel the electromagnetic wave pulling me and the distant relationship solidifying me and the feeling of hope is walking all over me.
The mission continues in the sky and I will hold on to gravity umtil I die, the gravitation fields are strong so I have to find a different place to land .
Mars is waiting for me but that mission cannot carry me. I need something bigger and broader that can withstand the nature of time and move further inland with the divine.
The planets are boiling and sooner or later a miracle will be exposed. The Earth will raise, Mars, Pluto and Venus will take you to the next level. Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune will meet you at noon and you will have dinner in the garden with earth apposite the lake, you will invite a thousand soldiers to dine and you will play the flute to bring back memory of your youth; time has just taken you on journey to understand the heat and prepare the fleet.
As planets go, I like the earth.
With the blue-green orb, you get your money's worth.
It has a lot of things that squirm.
The best one of all is the earthworm.
But once in a while a fellow gets bored,
so I built a spaceship and jumped aboard.
Maybe you're sayin' you don't believe.
Come on mister, I wouldn't deceive.
Now that Pluto's been rejected,
Mercury is the first one I selected.
"I'm closest to the sun", he can boast,
so, we two had a weenie roast.
Venus cancelled my date with a fever,
She was so hot, I believe her.
Warning earth, this lovely maiden
said, "In greenhouse gasses, I am laden".
Skipping over to good 'ol Mars,
I asked, "why that red face of yours?
"He said, "I've been watching the third rock over.
It's embarrassing, and you can have your rover".
Jupiter's a planet that's truly jumbo,
so, I figured he'd know where to get good gumbo.
He said, you might wanna go down south.
I said, "well, then, shut my mouth!"
Next up, for your consideration,
I decided on some recreation.
The perfect place is on Saturn's rings.
I roller skated there - man that place swings.
I really didn't want to talk about Uranus,
a discussion, offensive or heinous.
Though, you might not believe this one bit,
my last stop was Neptune. That's pretty much it.
CINDERELLA WHAT NOW
I’ve often seen you zoom past Mars,
Blonde hair flowing and blowing
In the breeze of the milky way,
And its trillions of stars.
I so longed for you to be mine,
I imagined us sitting in the curve of the moon
As it slowly began to wane,
And we watched planet earth beneath us,
And the gods of the seas sending tides
Out, splashing foaming and dancing,
Raging, loving that God and the Moon,
Chose mother nature to run this chore,
By being bossy and certainly imposing!
Mystery girl what is your name,
Is it true you are called Cinderella,
You must be the fourth generation,
And according to the invitation
To the ball, your great grandparents were,
Prince Charming and Cinderella
The rich prince and the poor cinder girl
With whom Prince Charming fell in love.
And now you have all the wealth you need,
Choose me, tell your dad what you really want,
And take, a slight tumble,
Learn to become a little humble.
You have captivated my being,
Only of you do I dream.
I know you’re from Venus and hot,
Many suitors you have got,
From Jupiter, Mercury and Uranus,
And Saturn, which one of us
Will it be,
For I want to marry you,
I have no jewels
To offer like the others,
I am not poor, and will cherish you,
And give you a good life,
As my wife.
Only love and devotion,
From my heart with emotion.
Pretty lady all will be disclosed
At the Ball, at which your father
Will name the lucky man.
You are stunning,
But for whom are you gunning?
The night arrives, all the eligible
Young men invited from every planet,
Arrive in high tech space ships,
Engineered to impress,
Like your emerald studded green
Much admired ball gown, gems in excess,
Never in History has such a gown
Been seen before,
I’m on an emotional seesaw,
Your green eyes seem cold,
And your manner distant and bold.
The suitor finally named, Prince Zuma
From Jupiter and you will be
Wife number ten.
You must think long and hard
About this wedding,
You will be part of a harem,
I whisper in her ear,
I am leaving this pretentious scene
I’m afraid this match might
have a sad ending,
You, being the subject of this plight.,
Should you need me, contact details
In the hem of your pricey dress.
Think hard, your life has
Become quite a mess,
Money has become your master,
You are not thinking of forever after.
Celestial Dance
The sun and the moon bowed to each other
as they pass on their orbital routes.
The stars did a heavenly dance of honour
the planets glistened bathed in deep purple
Mercury orbiting closest to the sun
fastest of all of the planets are you
Venus (twinned with Earth) the planet of love
lighten our hearts with your femininity
Earth our own planet only known source of life
Mars the red planet and bringer of war
Jupiter you are the jewel in the crown
we gaze at you breathless with wonder and awe
Uranus once known as Georgium Sidus
you are the enchanting ringed planet of beauty
Saturn, he languidly goes his own way
quietly, quietly just doing his duty
Neptune almost last but not least of the planets
you tip your trident, saluting the Sun
as all of our planets delight in celestial dancing
we watch hearts struck as they do their run
Posted: Apr 14, 2013
About this poem:
Pluto has recently been 'downgraded' to be a dwarf planet - and is thus not now usually included when listing the planets
OMG
By R Henderson
Painful sweaty clumps of air converged.
From Uranus it demanded to be purged.
Your body full over engorged.
But the contract of passage had been forged.
The close escape, the quest for relief,
Was obtained but ever so brief.
Out it came in the form of a queef.
But so foul it shriveled a leaf.
Plant life could not even be sustained.
The odor Uranus's neighbor was to blame.
The culprit called out their name.
An arsenal like this had no shame.
But the glory was not felt for long.
Before the bubbles descending sent out their song.
Chords of warning to quickly be gone.
But the noses within the perimeter of Uranus took too long.
For stay they did with bright shining luster.
As down moved the atomic cluster.
Holding on as long as could be mustered.
An old Uranus let lose of a down right dirty foul crop duster.
Four minutes straight the eruption blew.
Within the air even flew
Through the air a piece or two
of Uranus's poo.
No one had listened to the rumble that foretold of this one foul deed.
The pintos, the collards, the black eyed peas.
Caused an explosion that even stopped the refreeze.
The sweet smelling aerosol refused to be freed.
So the stench lingered on everything.
The eyes watered, and Uranus stinged.
You had to sit down exhausted as your bell it dinged.
Finally the relief that a fart was destined to bring.
The planets have come alive and a miracle is moving around in the sky, the heavenly bodies are at work and people are walking up and down on planet earth; everyone is going somewhere and they have no time to spare; see that one down there, he is running to catch the bus, but the other one at the train station don’t know who to trust. He has been waiting for more than an hour on his date, but she shows up very late.
Something spectacular is happening today and it will blow your mind away, it is the moon and the sun and the agony you see, and you call it fun. The planets are at work and when they clash, they cause mayhem on earth, but there is much more to it for somethings must be fulfilled according to the words of the prophet. Mercury is fine and Jupiter is mine; mars are getting closer to the sun and Saturn was there before the heavens began. Uranus is walking with me, and Neptune controls the heavens and the sea.
The lines are running all around and the imaginary line cannot be found; there is no imaginary line in the sky, and the universe has to prove it before it dies. Come on this ride with me for I am going to take you to the galaxy. Six planets aligned in the sky will take you to the utmost part of the heaven where mankind deep secrets reside, and the human spirit never die It is the soul of man and the hour the world began. Mankind came into being and floods the earth with their dream, and here we are today, watching the mystery unfold, and a narrative that cannot be told.
Yes, it is the planets in the sky that is aligned with your eyes; everyone is out to see it and it makes good business and profits. The planets in the sky are at work and so they sometimes cause chaos on earth but this you have to see how the earth change in front of you and me.
Come with me to the sea for that is where you ought to be. I can see Jupiter moving in the sky and mars is watching me prowling around the galaxy, and Saturn has a present for thee. I can see them with my naked eyes from earth, and I understand how the universe gave birth. Follow this path and you will evolve out of the dark lets journey on the ecliptic and see the extraordinary.
Mercury, Jupiter, mars, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are aligned in the heavens so let yourself die and allow your spirit to evolve in the sky.