Talkin Planets

As planets go, I like the earth. With the blue-green orb, you get your money's worth. It has a lot of things that squirm. The best one of all is the earthworm. But once in a while a fellow gets bored, so I built a spaceship and jumped aboard. Maybe you're sayin' you don't believe. Come on mister, I wouldn't deceive. Now that Pluto's been rejected, Mercury is the first one I selected. "I'm closest to the sun", he can boast, so, we two had a weenie roast. Venus cancelled my date with a fever, She was so hot, I believe her. Warning earth, this lovely maiden said, "In greenhouse gasses, I am laden".    Skipping over to good 'ol Mars, I asked, "why that red face of yours? "He said, "I've been watching the third rock over. It's embarrassing, and you can have your rover".  Jupiter's a planet that's truly jumbo, so, I figured he'd know where to get good gumbo. He said, you might wanna go down south. I said, "well, then, shut my mouth!" Next up, for your consideration, I decided on some recreation. The perfect place is on Saturn's rings. I roller skated there - man that place swings. I really didn't want to talk about Uranus, a discussion, offensive or heinous. Though, you might not believe this one bit, my last stop was Neptune.  That's pretty much it.