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Long Surmises Poems

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Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead
 
The Afghan Hound

The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...

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Categories: surmises, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Ground Level Entry
"Ground Level Entry"

“She fits the bill”,
they say it 
insouciantly

visions of being 
carried in the beak 
of a bilious pelican 

where it builds
its rudimentary nest, 
it uses sticks and debris

no stones, yet,
from irreverence
thrown at it

no higher...

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Categories: surmises, muse,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Lewis Trap
“The Lewis Trap”



Well, of course he's misanthropic
He’s a Misanthropic Man
The Devil’s in the details
Buried deep under the covers
Of bedtime stories, slithers ‘neath loose sand

A Liddell bit of cake
A Liddell bit of julip
Sweets for a sweet...

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Categories: surmises, abuse, addiction, child abuse, imagery, judgement, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Heterosexual married sexagenarian male
Heterosexual married sexagenarian male...

Aims to trigger cerebral orgasm;

Other terms for said phenomena are 
"brain tingles" and "head orgasm." 
This sensation is described as a pleasant, 
even euphoric, tingling warmth and/or feeling 
of relaxation that comes...

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Categories: surmises, 12th grade, beautiful, drug, feelings, heaven, husband,
Form: Free verse
Bad Sad Choices In Love
Slim Fast
For the diet can not last
The weight that which we weigh 
Is produced by the calories our mouth intakes
And if it is more cakes and bakes
Than salad and fiber breakfast flakes
The noise the scale's...

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Categories: surmises, pride, romantic love,
Form: Free verse



Keats Nightingale
Keats’ Nightingale

The romantic poets were too early to postulate total atheism,
And so freshened up the church by aligning god with nature,
And I believe they had a preference for nature over god or theism, 
Because they...

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Categories: surmises, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, bird, dream, god, happiness,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Entropy Peon Gnaw Real Chaotic Poet
theorizes, surmises, realizes, outlandish notions 
   manifesting jibberish inside frangible egghead,
especially when attempting tip ply words struggling 
   to describe abstract whims fed
by fancy,  groovy, heady indefinable 
  ...

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Categories: surmises, adventure, creation, destiny, endurance, farewell, imagination, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii
The Bichon Frise

The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou 
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo 
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner to scoop 
Some acutely embarrassing doo

The Border Collie

It was not...

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Categories: surmises, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Its Strength Lies In Its Thorns
Its Strength Lies In Its Thorns
                      (Valentine's Poem, 2019)

If Love is a rose,
It is...

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Categories: surmises, i love you, love,
Form: Rhyme
Christmastide
CHRISTMASTIDE

During the Holiday Season, the spirit is felt by all.
We sing our Christmas carols for the spirit to flow.
Yet, the New Year is upon us with many issues in toil.
We set aside these worries to...

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Categories: surmises, birth, birthday, culture, faith, humanity, leadership, spiritual,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Can'T See It But I Believe It
All things are possible when you believe
I accept (something) as true;
Just as I feel sure;
Of the truth of belief;

Just because you physically don't see the matter;
Doesn't mean it's after-matter;
You can't see the air but it's...

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Categories: surmises, appreciation, assonance, blessing, confidence, devotion, inspirational,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Ler her know, about spell, Gospell! Respectfully, to get her, let her go!
 Ler her know, about spell, Gospell!
 A Poem of Jibonananda Das  

 Intertwined light, through the lighted and the half lit dimmed
 Not about a dream perhaps, perhaps among a tedious may 
...

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Categories: surmises, anti bullying, appreciation, deep,
Form: Free verse
David
I’m a fool, hiding in the caverns of your skin
This love’s diary now lost, written in the inks of sin
Since you left me, there’s no way back 
My nerves of steel have begun to crack...

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Categories: surmises, absence, addiction, desire, for him, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Plea Bargain and Virginal Innocence
Plea Bargain And Virginal Innocence 

The latest headlines...
Red Granite pays off RM234 million settlement with US over 1MDB....September 25, 2018

A reader's comment...
The world is round....Money make the world go around..
Let 's not be misled....Everyone's is...

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Categories: surmises, america, business, corruption, international,
Form: Free verse
Anastasia Has a Tazer
Frantic pedantic Premier protects her precious state
Hides behind tree at New South border, sniper style
Midst of thriving twin city metropolis many populate
Her Highness surmises business will just 'rest a while'. 
Interstate disallow brings collapse of...

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Categories: surmises, anxiety, betrayal, community, crazy, discrimination, judgement, places,
Form: Political Verse
Unbridgeable Chasm
A small hair-thin gap; this got widened like the Oman Gulf; 
Life, as though within the mouth of a ghost, did get engulf;
No look; no smile; no speech; deadly movements performed like plays,
Physique and psyche...

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Categories: surmises, life, relationship, soulmate,
Form: Rhyme
Chasm of My Land of Birth
Eloquent and festive in harvest crops,  
Plethora of blossoming may,  
O our adored land! 
Immaculate in dreams of tomorrow,  
Nostalgic of fragrances of yesterday. 
A land, in vision, never second to none,...

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Categories: surmises, motivation, patriotic,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Alcoholic In Your Life
The Alcoholic in Your Life

Might be the dirty man in the gutter,
Or your mate, so loaded he can only stutter.
She might be the loudmouth at the bar,
Or the woman who almost died,wrecking her car.

Sadly, could...

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Categories: surmises, drink, feelings, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
A Name
The first time I heard it my heart jerked,
And upon its frantic search I embarked;
The more I discovered the more the mystery it held, 
And the more I guessed, the more it bore out all...

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Categories: surmises, religionme, me, mystery, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Table Is Yours
*Image of God Smiles by Pixabay.

The Table is Yours

I glide between spoons filled with surprises,
determined to make the best of my fill,
in this manner, I think claiming prizes.

So slight I take, before greed rob sizes,
breeds...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: surmises, character, extended metaphor, happiness, imagery, metaphor,
Form: Villanelle
Colors
Colors

Here they  are,   in no particular order
follow  no protocol  of precedence
the colorful  patterns  of the  mindscape
the planes of its sensitivity,  the 
triangles of its premises, the
circles...

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Categories: surmises, color,
Form: Sonnet
Cause and Effect
As we untangle cause and effect,
Like parts of some equation,
Investigating all that erect,
Your feminine persuasion...
Blowing softly in your ear,
To watch each hair that stands,
That runs your back to disappear,
As if by my command....
Then around your...

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Categories: surmises, love, i love you,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Take Under Your Arm
TAKE

The opportunity when you see a need
To help out your fellow man
When noticing someone in great distress
Reach out with a helping hand

UNDER

The adage of humanitarian good deeds
Advantages are too many to list
For you, a feeling...

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Categories: surmises, life, love,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Take Under Your Arm
TAKE

The opportunity when you see a need
To help out your fellow man
When noticing someone in great distress
Reach out with a helping hand

UNDER

The adage of humanitarian good deeds
Advantages are too many to list
For you, a feeling...

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Categories: surmises, friendship,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Morning Glorious Father -
 Good morning beautiful morning
 Hallelujah 
Glorious Father 
How are you I praise you with the Rising Sun
 I Praise You In the noon day long 
I praise you at the setting falling Sun
Good...

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Categories: surmises, analogy, desire, good morning, good night,
Form: Lyric

Book: Reflection on the Important Things